Rain Dog @Leucrotta@awoo.space

@chimerror that’s just a “white ape” from “Barsoom.”

THEY SPEAK WITH GUTTURAL CROAKS AND TO HEAR THEM PROVOKES
A PROFOUND DESIRE TO FLEE
THEIR EYES NEVER BLINK AND QUITE FRANKLY THEY STINK
LIKE A CARCASS WASHED UP FROM THE SEA! #ayuh

@Chip_Unicorn https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Jack_Churchill is a good start; there’s other stuff but Wikipedia seems to be the first one to go suggest that he *didn’t* kill a German as the last longbow-inflicted casualty in British military history.

@Chip_Unicorn not Sir Winston or his brother Jack; John (unrelated, has a ton of middle names, unsure of how he got Jack). Weirdly flamboyant commando and commander who was present for the only time Americans and Heer regulars fought on the same side during the war. To the best of my knowledge not especially racist beyond being part of the Brits’ crumbling empire.

@Chip_Unicorn “Mad Jack” Churchill, though it’d probably wind up being only his service in WWII to avoid upset.

Adam Driver is what you install to make sure you can run Adam on your laptop

@owashii@plush.city all Roads lead to Rome therefore all Hoads lead to Home. But I have no clue what a “hoad” is.

@anthracite skeletons didn’t STOP being spooky because it’s Christmas. We should have festive skeletons for *all* holidays, though especially for Ray Harryhausen Day in June.

* pulls out a book about Yayoi through Heian period Japan and reads it openly at my desk *

@owashii@plush.city son, there ain’t nothing in Texas but steers and Queers and you look real straight to me

@owashii@plush.city a portmanteau of corgi and blog! Presumably pictures of your butt or stuff you chewed on.

Really wish I had resources for talk therapy (money, but also time to do it, and time to recover if I hit big stuff) - which connects through to how I wish I could take actual vacation or just skip days.

someone tried to tell me something
"Don't let the world bring you down"
nothing can do me in, before I do myself
so save it for your own and the ones you can help

there's a hole and a ladder
a fence we can climb
mad as a hatter
you're thin as a dime
go out to the meadow
the hills are a-green
sing me a rainbow
steal me a dream.

WHO THE FUCK WANTS TO CLEAN IT?
IT'S DISGUSTING AND DIRTY
AND THE SPONGE IN THE DRAINER
IS STINKY AND SPURTY

it's like ONE BIG INBRED FUCK-FEST!
no I do not want to stop, collaborate or listen!

MY BALLS FEEL LIKE A PAIR OF MARACAS
MY BALLS FEEL LIKE A PAIR OF MARACAS
I PROBABLY GOT THE GONOCOCCOCOCCUS
MY BALLS FEEL LIKE A PAIR OF MARACAS, AI YI YI!
WHY DOES IT
WHY DOES IT
WHY DOES IT
WHY DOES IT HURT!
WHEN!
I!
PEEEEEEEeeeeeeeeeeeeEEEEEEEEE!