Rain Dog @Leucrotta@awoo.space

@chimerror

now let me get this straight
Anakin was full of rage and slaughtered Tusken Raiders
then caring for his fiancee, it turned him into Vader
and Yoda went to Dagobah to be a pompous puke
it was dark times for the Galaxy, but luckily there's Luke
I said YODA is there any other course
I said YODA
to bring balance to the Force

@chimerror all I've got so far;

Qui-Gon he found Anakin who really wasn't ready
And he hauled him off to Coruscant to train him as a Jedi
He took Ani to Coruscant to train him as a Jedi (x3)
He took Ani to Coruscant and they woke the Jedi up
I said YODA
is there any other course I said YODA
to bring balance to the Force

@chimerror I said YODA
is there any other course I said YODA
to bring balance to the Force

trying to get Harry Nilsson's "Coconut" out of my head by listening to John Williams

<whine>I don't GET it, why would SANDPEOPLE wanna slaughter JAWAS? I'm not even supposed to BE here today!</whine>

there was a young girl whose smile was a frown
cause she was crippled for life, and she couldn't speak a sound
and she wished and prayed that she could stop livin', so she decided to die.
drew her wheelchair to the edge of the shore
and to her legs she smiled, you won't hurt me no more!
but then a sight she'd never seen made her jump and say
look, a golden winged ship is passing my way!

And it didn't really have to stop.
It just kept on going.

And some castles made of sand
slip into the sea, eventually.

knowing how to say "a bloody arm" is definitely the longest phrase in Swedish I've learned from listening to Garmarna

@SummerJackel 💙​💙​💙​

I have no real idea of what I just cooked other than I added a generous amount of what I thought was garlic to using the last of the bell peppers, then noticed it was ginger and changed direction from "augmented hash browns" to "vaguely Chinese vegetable glop which uses up the last of the oyster sauce"

chag Yom Shel Trans Norot sameach!

I AIN'T GONNA WORK ON
MAGGIE'S PANTS NO MORE
I SAID I AIN'T GONNA WORK ON
MAGGIE'S PANTS NO MORE
#ungh #SHIT

"Yueh! He sabotaged the house generators!"

* thumpy Atreides dance music ends in sudden record scratching noise *
* Harkonen dubstep suddenly replaces it at higher volume *

I went before the judge
he sent me to the Brooklyn house of D
he said "you behave or we'll throw away the key!"

again; postapocalyptic fun!

Put on a record of the Ink Spots and everyone starts singing

Whoever sings "I Don't Want to Set the World on Fire" wins the game and therefore an extra jerry can of gasoline or something

@cyndisision@octodon.social oh that is COOOOOOOL!

WE ALL WENT DOWN TO MONTAUK
BY THE LAKE GENEVA SHORELINE
MAKIN' FART NOISES WITH OUR ARMPITS
WE DIDN'T HAVE MUCH TIME

i said DOCTOR
is there nothing i can take i said-a
DOCTOR
to relieve this bellyache?

Imagine two full days of not having to stuff down telling anyone to fuck off. Imagine what it would be like to have more than two days, or even NOT feeling like telling anyone to fuck off.

Ah yes we’re doing my favorite thing, “Ask Jon don’t they remember/take notes/telling them where to go while they’re trying to accomplish that self same task.” Trying not to assume the usual follow up, “angry authority assumes Jon is either stupid or intentionally sabotaging us.” Ranks up with other favorites like “talk to Jon while they are obviously on the phone being talked to by the person at the other end/demand to know why they are on the phone.”

@frostwolf he used to call me in to talk while he was bathing. I assume this is some sort of poor immigrant no personal space thing. Despite nudity as a context this was never sexual, it was always shit I needed to do or needed to think about, usually schoolwork.

@mawr shit, wishing you best of luck finding something better.