Rain Dog @Leucrotta@awoo.space

Historical records are unclear whether “Hereward the Pooh” or “Winnie the Wake” was the adorable pudgy bear who led resistance against Duke William’s conquest of England.

The Red Wizards’ national anthem is “Oh, Thay.” It starts out “Oh, Thay can you thee.”

it's time to get baked and listen to Garmarna

wow, Vittrad is actually a really good album. Less theatrical and dramatic, and more what you might listen to around a fireplace in midwinter.

You're playing music and it's inspired you to drive UNUSUALLY PROFOUNDLY BADLY. So what are you listening to?

Some of the #drawings I inked today. Plant creature defeats a dwarf axeman; deep gnome ranger ambushes hobgoblins; two githyanki pirates face slaadi boarders somewhere in the astral sea; a dragonborn spellcaster.

oh dear someone's bot scrapes the word "character" and they uh, can draw my character for me.

Well this is awkward.

listening to Weird Al's The Plumbing Song and predictably, since there's a joke about toilets, I think it's hilarious

my next D&D character is gonna be a paladin of Sune, who casts spells by quoting "Love Shack" by the B 52s and who wears a purple helmet into battle because they're a

* promptly gets throttled by Ed Greenwood *

load up on guns and bring your friends
it's fun to lose and to pretend
how do the words to it go
I wish you'd tell me, I don't know

there's just ONE PLACE to go for all your spatula needs!

*puts on Weird Al's Truck Driving Song*
* predictably wants a roadtrip*

the SAVAGE SANDWICH of CONAN

@ZiaMacPine I signed into Twitter again, and was curious about what "apologize" might be as a trend, and ran into some right winger complaining that the head of Anheuser-Busch, as a former CIA employee, was clearly a Woke plant of the far left administration, and therefore would never apologize for tainting the good reputation of Bud Light or w/e.

from a SAVAGE AGE of FABULOUS MYSTERY

comes

KONK

the BONKARIAN

ah yes that notorious bastion of far left politics, the CIA

job hunt stuff done for today, despite really rough news. I wish I could bottle how sleepy I get around 1-3 PM into a pill I could take late at night.

It's weird how after growing up in a profoundly homophobic (trans people weren't even acknowledged to exist), anti-Black, anti-semitic environment, my lived experience means I do have some particularly bad prejudices, none of which I particularly aspire to, and none of which are actually about Queers, Blacks or Jews.

What might help work with feelings of low worth, disposability, obsolescence?

I know, sinking time into artwork related to my weird hobby interests, and especially into analog inks like nobody does anymore aside from established professionals.

@rey @masklayer join the millions of people who enjoy urinating on a daily basis! * stereotypical commercial happy folks laughing and smiling at each other *

Reactivated Twitter account, because I feel I was being pretty short-sighted and hot-tempered. But eh, I probably do need to be using the place differently, if at all.