Rain Dog @Leucrotta@awoo.space

I hate this
I hate this
I'm weightless
I'm weightless
she's a child! A child in all of this!
she's a child! A child in all of this!
the brace, the brace, it weighs a thousand tons
a million daughters
a thousand sons*

* not actually a Chaos Space Marine reference

Kitty rear up an' scratch me through my jeans
Kitty rear up an' scratch me through my jeans (MIAO!)
fuck you, kitty, you're gonna spend the night (miao?)
fuck you, kitty, you're gonna spend the night (myow!)
fuck you, kitty, you're gonna spend the night
OUT SIDE!

"Would you consider working at Amazon warehouse?"

Why yes. It ranks somewhere between "work in a Target warehouse" and "beg for money next to an I-5 onramp" as jobs I would enjoy. Closer to the latter.

the blobulent suit
THAT'S RIGHT THE BLOBULENT SUIT!
it's made of rubber, it's very ugly
it has an air hose!
the guy who has it all has a space wrench!
The things that were supposed to be green in the black and white movies
they get you in the neck when you're not looking!

https://youtu.be/K6iF5sINVns

"GREETINGS EARTHLINGS. WE HAVE BROUGHT YOUR PRESIDENT A FRONGIBLE DEEBLEWURFER. NOTHING IS MORE SOOTHING TO A PRIMITIVE SPECIES THAT JUST FINISHED ONE WAR AND IS PRETTY SURE IT'S ABOUT TO START ANOTHER. " *click*

ancient Greeks: hey Alonysios, hey, check out my awesome new cuirass, it makes me look AWESOMELY RIPPED

renaissance Germans: hey Hans-Peter, seh um meines TOLLES NEUES PANZER, I'm wearing this AWESOME SLASHED shirt and have a huge codpiece!

I really hate how acid reflux has gotten worse with age. Fried fairly bland stuff 2-3 hours from bedtime is as bad as I used to get from chorizo burritos and margaritas.

"Conan, what is best in life?"
"I like it vhen dhere is only a little dressing and dhey put da sourkraut betveen da cheese and da pastrami so it doesn't get da rye bread all soggy."
"That is good!"

Like this jian stuff is just foil! I know this style basically! There’s much more turned bodies because you’re trying to guard your crotch and move more perpendicular axis which foil doesn’t have but wing tsun does. If I could find a sifu I could pick this up in no time!

This old magazine is really getting me interested in trying to do gong fu again. I keep seeing photos of stuff which just makes sense from capoeira or in one case fencing! It just seems less mystical and more like how bodies move. ‘Course, all martial arts are on hold right now due to lack of money, and when employed, time and energy.

@zetasyanthis it’s pretty terrible. It literally is the right wingers inventing a problem out of whole cloth. I used to think transphobes were like most conservatives until getting into a big argument online which convinced me these guys are truly murderous.

It’s amazing how many states have recently become places I would never want to live, or at least have made it clear that never living there was dodging a bullet.

When you're rich, you're effectively smart. Money purchases brilliant financial advisors, attorneys, accountants, engineers and sales people; it buys you enough investments that at least one is going to make you look like a genius when it pays off big-time. Actually being charming or smart is a bonus; just being NOT dumb and NOT jerky ensures you'll be rolling in it.

I mention this because the world's second richest man is basically a stereotypical right-wing teenaged Redditor.

@jjbbllkk That's been my experience with transphobes, they don't want to change your mind or even get that buzz of having claimed the rational sounding high ground; *maybe* they want you to be too scared to say anything publicly, but mostly they want to be angry at someone and potentially hurt someone.

@robinhood oh, it's a type of bread with big caraway seeds

#subtoot everyone wants to visit Nice on the French Riviera, but it's a lot more affordable to visit Pas Si Nice, only a few miles further down the beach

somehow I went from "let's listen to Prince" to "I could use some of this time to go to Aberdeen and be depressed there instead"

Come on over and do the twist, aaaaahaaa!
Overdo it and have a fit, aaaahhaa!
Come on over and shoot the shit, aaaahaaa!
Love you so much it makes me sick, aaahaa!
Beat me out of me (beat it! beat it!)!
Beat me out of me (beat it! beat it!)!
Beat me out of me (beat it! beat it!)!

ah yes, Devo or

"what would happen if I tried to self medicate my anxiety and existential horror at this country's bullshit, by washing down a batch of pixie stix with root beer"

reminded of how brilliant an album "Only a Lad" is