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* surf cover of The Munsters theme finishes *
* impersonates SLJ quoting Ezekiel 25:17 *

Toxic - Vintage 1930s Torch Song Britney Spears Cover ft. Melinda Doolittle youtu.be/ZILsHowUjpQ via @YouTube

a clear sign that later in the movie, The Dame will pull a gat on the shamus at approximately waist level. *lights up*

I didn't know the Black Army had co-opted "Yablochko" as a song

seems like this is an appropriate follow up to a Makhnovist take about beating up the Communists *and* the bourgeoisie

Let's Lynch the Landlord youtu.be/uT5tQV3aPik via @YouTube

this is all entirely too serious. Here, have some mood music for eating pickles and drinking kvass

Svetit Mesyats (Brightly Shines the Moon) youtu.be/kJSlFdYbbKA via @YouTube

@obscurestar When I calm down some, I think what pushes me towards being more compassionate is the sure knowledge that it's not actually Christianity - humans do damn ugly things, and Christianity just happens to be the religion the assholes are usually using in this country. It's not like Islam or Judaism don't serve as excuses, and I'm certainly not going to go Kahanist or buy into Islamophobia.

@obscurestar he's definitely a "if I'm ever granted the opportunity to piss on his grave, I'll eat asparagus beforehand to celebrate."

So that was day one on top of dubious sleep, and some upset after a fairly good weekend. I feel a lot less scared and way low on energy.

Rain Dog boosted

today, adventurers face lizard folk near their home in the swamp, and trying to work small of D&D characters as practice. These are barbarians and sorcerers - I was thinking of doing a batch more. Cw eye contact.

A Jewish American heritage month? I never thought anyone was that willing to acknowledge our existence!

today, adventurers face lizard folk near their home in the swamp, and trying to work small of D&D characters as practice. These are barbarians and sorcerers - I was thinking of doing a batch more. Cw eye contact.

I don't understand why it's The Wanton Song, I checked the lyrics and there's nothing in there about dumplings at all

so I *might* have a temp job, *definitely* have stuff in the fridge that needed using, and *might* have an overnight guest such that I want to make sure there's lots of TP, so I did a Safeway run, bought some reduced price fish which is a "use immediately," and since sweet and sour fish is robust and better after refrigeration, I made that and stir fried pea shoots with ginger etc. I'm happy the stir fry is restaurant quality, but wow, that was a lot of cooking, I'm done for a while

Just went from literally a crying jag to fielding a brief phone prescreen for an accounting specialist position. I feel like I’m pretty damn good at masking.

uh neither "hairdresser" nor "naval intelligence analyst" are positions I would currently be any good at

I realize "I wish I could fence/were fencing regularly" and "I want a cigarette" are fairly mutually exclusive wants, BUT

coyote sing along hour 

it's YOU they charge
it's YOU they card
it's YOU they complain about strollin' the boulevard
you the one hollerin' and screamin' you all hard
are you in control, or is it just a facade?
if Uncle Sam wants you, it's YOU that he'll need
it's YOU that he'll sacrifice and it's YOU that'll bleed

would you believe that I associate Janet Jackson's "Nasty" with the dragonriders of Pern series simply because it got a lot of air play about the time dragonriders was kinda the most exciting thing in my life.

coyote sing along hour, Neil Cicierega, this again 

stacey can I come over after schoo-oo-ooooool
we can hang around by the poo-ooo-oo-oooo-ool
did your mom get back from the poo-ooo-oo-oooo-ool?
is she there, or is she by the poo-ooo-oo-oooo-ool?

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