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Proposed mashup of Anita Ward’s “Ring My Bell” and Queen’s “Bicycle Race”

Does NOT help that like the third account I hit, had something like 4 transactions which didn’t process by COB on 05/31 and figuring those out ate my brain like the illithids on the 8th level.

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Bleaaah, fortunately this is pretty easy for account reconciliation but my IQ has dropped to like 60 and I just want a nap and a big bowl of ramen and a shower. Or hiyashi chuko. I’m not picky.

re: Furry porn 

@azeldraws thanks for the pointers! Honestly I hadn’t remembered that insta is prudish as well as has weird formatting!

Pre-Elon Twitter; a little like if Coca-Cola sold pretty good pop, and yet constantly tried to get you to use it to make red velvet cake, degrease parts etc.

Post-Elon Twitter; a little like if Coca-Cola constantly tried to get you to pay more for increasingly lousy pop, possibly because the company wanted to ensure only people the owner liked would drink their pop.

re: Furry porn 

@azeldraws This looks awesome! I've been following your instagram for a while and somehow I didn't think you ever did NSFW stuff, so it's a neat surprise, too!

on the one hand they have my ADHD bang to rights, and on the other hand they... don't. 

getpocket.com/explore/item/the

"Many with ADHD are motivated to first fulfill urgent and unimportant tasks such as responding to the requests of others, because someone else’s sense of urgency seems more important than their own needs. Also, doing something for someone else can lead to quick positive feedback and provide a welcome break from what may be a stressful task. The Eisenhower matrix prioritizes what’s most important instead of what’s most immediately gratifying."

Well yes and no, my neurotypical friend. It's NOT even vaguely about gratifying, it's that there's someone who NEEDS me to solve math problems or who NEEDS me to help them in the kitchen or who NEEDS me to work overtime hauling stuff in a warehouse or who NEEDS me to pay rent which they've just increased etc, etc, etc. I am trying to survive, not to surf waves of serotonin here.

R U Experienced youtu.be/JP8Eo24rNm8 via @YouTube

HENDRIX: oh baby, let's take some of this stuff and make sweet love

DEVO: My brain's weirder at 2 PM on Thursday than yours is 60 hours into the acid trip

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Devo - Don't Be Cruel (Cover Elvis Presley) youtu.be/KUnYcid6BXg via @YouTube

ELVIS: mnnn, a ham-nanner-fluffer sandwich

DEVO: mnnn, a ham-nanner-fluffer sandwich

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Devo - Head Like a Hole youtu.be/LhL8Sl3dWl8 via @YouTube

NIN: What if backflips in slow motion, firing twin mini-Uzis, trenchcoat trailing like a superhero's cape?

DEVO: What if we tried to self-medicate our horror at American conservativism with frosted cookies?

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Nirvana - Turnaround youtu.be/JX3Zyora588 via @YouTube

DEVO: What if we got loaded up on, idk, pixie stixx or Albert Camus or both?

Nirvana: Man, FUCK Aberdeen, it's not this paradise on earth like they keep pushing.

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Girl U Want youtu.be/5BDLO5269Lk via @YouTube

DEVO: OH YEAH red vines! Let's wash 'em down with Mountain Dew and jump up and down!

SOUNDGARDEN: OH YEAH American Spirits! Let's wash 'em down with Tully's or Seattle's Best and see if there's ANYTHING going on in Tukwila!

T-I-O-N Electric Company youtu.be/0tRibbM5XA4 via @YouTube

so this came on KEXP earlier! I don't think I'd heard it since the 70s. I don't think mainstream children's programs today are so oblique about a man made threat to all life on earth but maybe they are?

today, more of the small D&D player characters idea from Monday. Clerics and one of the two wizards! Semi finished some of the other classes too.

Dude, I didn’t even know Soundgarden covered “Girl U Want” and that was awesome but now I want coffee, American spirits, and the men seeking men section of the stranger

propose "A Hard Day's Night" as the International Run Around Screaming theme tune

even more coyote sing along hour, even more all caps, lewd adjacent 

HEY STREET BOY WHAT'S YOUR STYLE
YOUR DIRTY DREAMS DON'T MAKE YOU SMILE
I'LL GIVE YOU SOMETHING TO LIVE FOR
HAVE YOU
GRAB YOU
TILL YOU'RE SORE!

coyote sing along hour, hoooey, them's some fine noodlin' down at the crick 

WHOOOOA BLACK BETTY BAM BA LAM
WHOOOA BLACK BETTY BAM BA LAM
TH' PLAY'S THE THING BAM BA LAM
T'CATCH TH' CONSCIENCE OF TH' KING BAM BA LAM

coyote sing along hour, Soundgarden, all caps 

AH'M SITTIN' IN A MAGIC HAT
WITH SMOKE AND MIRRS
AN' TAHR RUBBER FAHRS WATCH ME DISAPPEAR
YEAH YEAH
WHAT MADE IT SLOW YOU DOWN, SUCKIN' ON A BALL AN' CHAIN?
ANOTHER MUTHAFUCKA DOWN THE DRAIN, YEAH YEAH!

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