Rain Dog @Leucrotta@awoo.space

THUMP tink tink
THUMP tink tink
between the times when the oceans drank Atlantis
and the rise of the sons of Arius
there was an age undreamed of
and unto this, Conan!
destined to bear the jeweled crown of Aquilonia upon a troubled brow
it is I, his sagaler who alone can tell thee of his chronic
let me tell you of the days of high adventure!

@ziphi HOLY SHIT I did not mean for my gender post to be literally right above your gender post in my timeline

my gender is

* looks up, eyes reflecting green in the dim evening light, blood matted muzzle pulled back to bare shockingly white canines, ears folded back *
* in a low throaty growl *

RUN.

... naw just kidding I present as really conventional cis-male.

#drawings today, a ghoul lord’s pleasure boat somewhere in the Underdark, and more of the small D&D characters - druids and one of the monks.

when suddenly, out from the hills, rode the ENTIRE OGLALA NATION. And baby, they was open for business! #MovieQuote #CorrectedSlur

@GraySpots what I am hoping is that this case is more; my employer understands that training was very rushed and lots of information, such that some stuff just didn’t stick. But obviously I’ve been around “you aren’t good enough” stuff recently even if the most feared result doesn’t happen.

Okay there were some details of my current temp job that *didn’t* stick from training, thus I’ve been readjusting to include that material and referencing everything I can get at; there’s still part of me feels I’m as dumb as a post AND that I’m about to be yelled at or fired for being innately inept. These aren’t useful feelings.

… similarly there’s this funeral services thing that sponsors/is mentioned on the dance music station and offers eco friendly burial practices and my brain always fills in “like being skeletonized by dermestid beetle larvae.”

Featuring family friendly activities like squid jigging! * hands child an upset Humboldt squid *

IIIIIIIII
CAN'T STAND IT
I KNOW Y'PLANNED IT
I'MA SET STRAIGHT THIS WATERGATE!
CAUSE I CAN'T STAND ROCKIN' WHILE I'M IN HERE!
CAUSE Y'CRYSTAL BALL AIN'T SO CRYSTAL CLEAR!
SO WHILE YOU SIT AND WONDER WHY
I GOT THIS FUCKIN' THORN IN MY SIDE?

@electrickeet good elf to you maidens

tis an elfing day to be a hero

nay, an ARMY of heroes!

Heart Attack Man (Remastered 2009) https://youtu.be/Sn3ZuiNRlbI via @YouTube

PUNCH SOMETHING! GO TO THE BEACH!

SLAY THEM ALL LET THEM COME
LET THEM COME
LET THEM COME
LET THEM COME
THEY COME FOR MEAT! SANDWICH!
MEAT! SANDWICH!

NIN: Big Man With A Gun (Karaoke) https://youtu.be/F2LccyE9oi0 via @YouTube perfect for singing along to in your best Elmer Fudd imitation

@egypturnash inspired me to listen to NIN's "Reptile" again and once more I am struck by how when I was but a young childhood abuse survivor I thought this album was about every source of pain in my existence and naw, it's about Trent whining cause he's not getting laid (alternatively, Trent getting laid).

@aquinton Could you combine guided meditation with running? I'd figure having your breath going at a steady rate and moving in a very wolflike manner (longer runs) might help really ease into the feelings.

#drawings even more of the small D&D characters; bards, the remaining wizard, one of the fighters and both warlocks.

Who would win in a fair fight, The Munsters or The Flintstones?

@anthracite hot take; he’s actually only KINDA upset about her and what’s really pushing his foul mood is the way his car’s wipers are obviously going.

@ziphi which is NOT a bad style, I just couldn’t come up with good enough material to go with it.