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see Jack was very slightly scarred in an accident, after which he built the first Jack Ball and affixed it to his head while it was molten hot, he’s never been seen without his Jack Ball since. And thus he rules all Jack In The Box as a benevolent tyrant who allows breakfast foods after 10 AM able to view his franchise kingdom through the cameras of Jack Balls on vehicle antennas throughout the west coast

@reaux oh! That is sort of like a folded, sealed pizza, only with ham instead of pepperoni *nodnods*

Rain Dog boosted

today, undead jackal dude charges late period looking cavalry. Has undead and primitive firearms.

see characters in He Man and the Masters of the Universe are named for their traits. Like Tri-Clops has three eyes, Skeletor looks kinda like a skeleton, or Hordak flirts li

@D6016 this just makes me want to play some sort of not-D&D fantasy game with you.

@Cheff this is because he was punished to eternally go up the waterspout, but as soon as he got anywhere, down came the rain and washed the syphus out. Down came the sun, and washed away the rain, in his torment and

about where I grew up, and ph stuff 

Part of tonight's conversations were about places we grew up. Honestly though I remember some days as being much hotter or more humid than others, the big thing I remember is how *much* of the year it was warm or actively hot. Most of what I remember is about trees far more than about soil or clouds other than when it rained. Without really any comparison childhood didn't include awareness of my home being unusually hot or humid.

What this means is tonight was literally the first time I thought about how my terrible acne in high school might be related to the greater heat and humidity!

@blubfeesh

* scratchy recording noises *
* tinny horn music *
Farting in the bath-tub!
And pissing in the sink!
You can potty in the river till there's nothing safe to drink!
* bounces up and down in vague hopes of forgetting everything experienced in Belleau Wood *

popular songs from the 1920s are all like "My Straw-Hat-Season-Sweetie," "Glee-Club Gloria" or "Farting in the Bathtub" and sound like people desperately trying to convince themselves that WWI never happened by bouncing up and down

yes, she's got THE INNSMOUTH LOOK and she knows how to use it

what's her secret? Really big contact lenses? Several generations of inbreeding?

today, undead jackal dude charges late period looking cavalry. Has undead and primitive firearms.

PREVIOUSLY ON XX MEN

* that short hairy dude DRANK a BEER

* the tall socially awkward dude PAINTED

* the SCIENCE hairy dude was REALLY FASCINATED by FUNGUS

Rage Against the Machine Lyrics, FBI memos, USpol/historical antiblackness, brief sui mention 

"[King] would be a strong contender for this position should he abandon his obedience to the supposed white liberal doctrine of nonviolence and embrace Black nationalism.

"through counterintelligence, it should be possible to pinpoint potential troublemakers and neutralize them

"and neutralize them

"and neutralize them

WAKE UP! WAKE UP! WAKE UP! WAKE UP!

* this was a real memo btw. They sent stuff to King telling him to back down or they'd spill his extramarital affairs to the press. King thought they were telling him to kill himself, so he refused.

what should I draw charging this dude on horseback

more incredibly bitter coyote sing along hour 

if we don't take action now
we'll settle for nothing later
we'll settle for nothing now
and we'll settle for nothing later

coyote sing along hour 

in the right light study becomes insight
but the system that dissed us teaches us to read and write
so called fact's a fraud,
they want us to allege and pledge and bow down unto their god
lost the culture, the culture lost
spun our minds and through time
ignorance has taken over

music link, retro gaming, NorCal politics related comment 

Rage Against the Machine Album - RATM - 8 bit Edit youtu.be/6TbcxLSDthY via @YouTube

oh YEAH

can Mario get from the protest to the Lake Merritt station without taking a tear gas canister to the head at point blank range?

and I won't let you hurt my planet
and I won't let you hurt my friends

bitter wishful thinking

I didn't really expect to get the job with the vet clinic, but I was really hoping you know? And finding out that's a no really took the wind out of my sails.

uuuugh everything in the world is more compelling than job hunting

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