Rain Dog @Leucrotta@awoo.space

remembering years ago talking with my friend about Terrence McKenna ordering a latte

"And I would like a little hazelnut torani syrup, just a very light spiral curling from the collective subconscious... the foam forms these geometric progressions

"progressions

"progressions"

* dance music kicks in *

THIS LITTLE CLAMPETT'S GOT HIS OWN CEMENT POND
THIS LITTLE CLAMPETT HE'S A MILLIONAIRE
THEN EVERYONE SAID CALIFORNEE
IS THE PLACE WHERE YOU OUGHTA BEEEEEEE
WE GOT TO LOAD UP
THIS HERE TRUCK NOW
WE GOT TO MOVE TO BEVERLEEEEEEEEEE

* spins poi frantically *

EVERYONE KNOWS
FUN RULES

this is literally the first time in years I've listened to Money for Nothing without it being either the Weird Al version or the 1200 Micrograms version

* listens for 4+ minutes before switching to the 1200 Micrograms version *

"White Lizzo" is trending over on birdsite and I'm afraid of the monumentally stupid takes I might find if I click on this one

whoa white Lizzo, bam ba lam?

(edit; I don't get how Ram Jam and Pearl Jam are completely unrelated bands)

Mark of Tzeench and his buddy, Fred of Slaanesh

@savl Company president's office door, directly facing the entrance and where I'd be working, has a big official President and First Lady Trump photo.

But, one of the two interviewers had tats and a nose piercing, and I wound up meeting the sometimes-office-dog, so it's entirely possible most of the office are okay.

Wow, how to make me not want the job within 2 minutes on site and before the interview.

#drawings today, two dragonborn adventurers fight a forest giant. And a little weirder, an aging wizard meets and takes possession of a fresh young clone body, vat-grown by the mind fla… uh, CEPHALOIDS. Includes eye contact, brains, implied mind transfer, etc.

@Ylfingr yeah. It'll mix in okay if you're fast, and you can taste your potatoes while you're doing it so you can tell if you want more garlic powder.

@Ylfingr Parsley should *probably* be safe. If you have garlic or onion powder you can add some gradually after it's cooked. If you wanted a little more spice, there's paprika (which you might not have onhand as it can get more expensive)

@Ylfingr That sounds really good, and it's less energy intensive so hopefully will take up fewer of your snacks while making 'em.

@Ylfingr What's a quick snack item you can have while cooking maybe?

@QPtheSnep Poor sweetie, I hope *he's* okay soon. Ugh. I have no clue how you'd lodge a complaint in section 8 housing let alone the Canadian equivalent, and of course it's trusting authorities to help... I hope it resolves *somehow*.

I come home and the landlords have put a note on the door that Tuesday they're going to have people wander through to inspect balconies. Coming 5 days after they charged me $92.50 they FORGOT to tag on or tell me about back in July, this is a little raw, and if someone's starting a violent Marxist uprising, please let me know, because I can think of a property management company which I'd like to torch first.

@QPtheSnep are you doing any better now and, did this dude maybe get the idea that this is NOT great?

The urge to say “headphones exist, USE THEM!” to the dude at the next table over and punctuate it with a generous spill of my coffee over his lap.

seriously thinking of posting a batch of old art and not just the joke stuff either, cause I kinda would like people to see that too.

ah yes, love that casual antisemitism so much

if it weren't completely ethically bankrupt I'd be a Kahanist by now.