Rain Dog @Leucrotta@awoo.space

ROBERT PLANT: in the darkest depths of Mordor I met a girl so fair, but Gollum! and the evil one crept up and slipped away with her!

ARAGORN, SON OF ARATHORN: Do not say that word so loudly here.

ME: Gollum gets all the girls. It's gotta be the big eyes and the willingness to spring for sushi.

I got a couple of really good heron photos while at the beach!

I AIN'T GONNA WORK FOR MAGGIE'S PA NO MORE
I SAID I AIN'T GONNA WORK FOR MAGGIE'S PA NO MORE
WELL HE PUTS HIS CIGAR
OUT IN YOUR FACE JUST FOR KICKS
HIS BEDROOM WINDOW IT IS MADE OUT OF BRICKS
THE NATIONAL GUARD STANDS AROUND HIS DOOR
#ungh #shit!

I OVERSTAYED MY WELCOME
IN THE FIRST DEGREE
IT'S HALF PAST TEN NOW
AND I GOT HERE 10:03!
I RAN OUT TO MY STALLION
VOLUNTARILY
THEY BID ME FAREWELL NOW
... WITH THE INFANTRY!

Whoa, the way the smooth, dark, reflective round thing just vanished beneath the waves and hasn’t surfaced since just answered my “seal or log” question for me. Oh yeah also I’m hanging around the beach reading comics after work for a bit, if you were wondering.

@LexYeen *trips AGAIN *

Listening to the Ep IV soundtrack this morning. Something that got me even as a kid is the sequence where the stormtroopers know they’re searching for droids thanks to one soldier finding this substantial looking chunk of C-3PO.

Ironically the lyrics to “Alech Taadi” match the idea of Dallas being completely smitten by Leeloo, and YET thanks to that scene/movie, I associate the song with bad driving.

If you had a tacosona, would you post your tortilla suit for BOTH Taco Tuesday and Fursuit Friday?

I hate how this EATS spoons. And it always fucking happens because invariably I make mistakes though I’m unsure how much is unclear direction vs my inability to focus on tasks (which might be different from being a stupid inept moron who invariably fucks up)

It would really be useful if my reaction to any adult questioning my past actions wasn’t heart in my mouth bracing to get some huge harangue about how I’m stupid, not detail oriented or how I fuck everything up. Possibly with getting kicked out, thanks to prior employers.

a nostalgic playlist of stuff that got tons of airplay in the 90s, like “Mary on the Toilet” by Stone Temple of the Dog, or “Incoherent Grief” by Nirvana, except somehow I don’t remember any of these songs

@LexYeen *trips*

I would like to draw, waste time online and take a nap, without losing my job. Similarly, I would like to get breakfast/lunch at Hattie’s Hat rather than eat my delicious Trader Joe vegan sandwich. C’mon, I can fucking WALK to Hattie’s Hat from here! And they have really good jam!

@topaz @HourlyYotes and without a shapeless floppy hat, even!

A D&D thing I think would be interesting; goblins are actually fey creatures in the same way gnomes are, where setting fires, overeating, cruelty, and other stereotypical extravagances are what keep goblins tied to the other world. Hobgoblins and bugbears are stable hybrids of goblins with more mortal orcs or humans, more worldly and stable and less innately magical.

and more insomnia?

my upstairs neighbors are apparently having another one of their parties to celebrate how it's nearly Thursday. I expect this to end up in vaguely on key sing along at 0200-0400. Hopefully I'm wrong about that.

uh oh the sing along just started

hot take; although Conan the Barbarian is a better movie than Conan the Destroyer, Conan the Destroyer is WAY more of a D&D movie.

#drawing today. I figured it was the supermoon, so you get more werewolves; the faces yesterday felt like they worked okay so I wanted to push that a little further.