Rain Dog @Leucrotta@awoo.space

If I ever run VtM, I’ve decided no PC and probably no NPC Malkavians or Ravnos. Completely insensitive takes on psych issues and antiziganism do NOT mix well with the worst stereotypes of playing Chaotic Neutral D&D characters.

After a list of firearms which suggest that your PCs are going to get into extended sieges with SWAT teams and Garou, a short discussion of hacking and drugs, an extensive list of camping gear suggesting a PC hike through Nevada at night for some casual diablerie, and stats for ghouled animals, there’s finally a tiny section of magical items, including a Blood Point fueled dagger too long to be a Lupine’s tooth - and as a WtA player/GM I go “oh shit that’s a Bane/Fang dagger.”

And, RIGHT after the basic rules tell you Drive and Firearms don’t cover tanks and heavy artillery, guess what’s in the Player’s Guide? “Buahahaha, Lupines! Our loader has three dots in Celerity, let’s see you Rage for Gaia’s grief against 60 tons of MBT!”

Planet of the Apes
Children of the Apes
Ape Messiah
Foundation and Apes
Moreta, Apelady of Pern

WHOA SHAKSHUKA
BAM BA LAM

I adore how Wallace and Grommit is so English you can tell they don’t just have tea, they’re drinking tea with milk and sugar.

Okay we started 2024 with Troma’s “Banana Motherfucker” and it was as good as we expect from Troma. We made it 15 minutes though a 15.5 minute long movie.

@Oneironott okay, how’d you figure out the therian part?

Playing Dr Dan Nguyen, 60 year old fisherman, in Betrayal at the House on the Hill. Role playing wise somehow he’s acquired a Brooklyn accent and complains about how his knees are killing him after doing the stairs in this place, he got two crossbow bolts in the back and might be getting a migraine.

Cambell’s Chunky Depleted Uranium (and Ham) sold better in the Jackbox “Junktopia” game better than Vlad Tepes’ Bar Mitzvah Photo, despite how it has fancy dress to honor Vlad’s aunt Esther Tepes, who made the BEST blintzes. Darn.

My best answer for Quiplash was suggesting the title of a 40s sex advice book was “When You Jerk Alone You Jerk With Hitler”

2e VtM lists stuff you can’t do with Drive or Firearms in ways which imply someone had players who at least TRIED hijacking a tank

@drachenmagier and you!

O MIGHTY WARRIOR OF GREAT FIGHTING STOCK
MIGHT I INQUIRE TO ASK, WHAT'S UP DOC?

"I'm going to kill da wabbit"

OH MIGHTY WARRIOR TWILL BE QUITE A TASK
HOW WILL YOU DO IT
MIGHT I INQUIRE TO ASK?

"with my spear and magic helmet"
"spear and magic helmet?"
"magic helmet!"
"Yes, magic helmet! And I'll give you a sample!

"North winds BWOW! South winds BWOW! Typhoons, hurricanes... SMOOOOGGGGGG"

"bye!"
"That was da wabbit!"

a sword age, an axe age
iniquities multiply
a wolf age, a storm age
until the world's ruined

whattaya expect in an opera, a happy ending?

cross the river leave the abyss
give the seat of the toilet a kiss
each virgin sacrifice speaks these magic words,
just jiggle the handle and call forth a turd!

here it comes baby, Ah'm droppin' mah load!
Ah ain't just on it, Ah AM th' commode
AHH!

#SongLyrics #Gwar

#drawings today, more VtM fanarts

Werewolf the Apocalypse is a Queer and leftist analogy in that you are something labeled monstrous in a body that doesn't quite fit anyone's definition facing a threat which threatens everyone and everything you know, so what you do with your time is be upset about other werewolves doing it WRONG

Reading my new VtM rules book I both have thumbnailed characters and written story ideas, and gotten incredibly bored with being told how to build ambience linked to Jung like archetypical stories which require 6 pages of jargon.

Keep in mind while Werewolf and Changeling REALLY connect to me at some big levels, Vampire doesn’t; it’s just interesting to me.