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Fortunately Big Dave the Werewolf Puncher is there. And now Sonja the 5th generation Ventrue only also she’s a third generation Brujah who’s the second gen Ventrue’s biological daughter and DTF. This is kinda confusing.

Also it’s like THE IMMORTAL RIVALRY BETWEEN WEREWOLVES AND VAMPIRES which has endured since uh 20 years prior.

Well… I brought movies… X2 has serious themes of loss, but Underworld Rise of the Lycans has characters with as much depth as toilet paper so losses aren’t big.

So we’re in Transylvania which is also England which is also Middle Earth. Also we can’t decide what century it is, and everything’s blue.

@Oneironott @rey big_cock massive_cock unbelievably_apocalyptic_cock fox girlfriend cute small

Playing “Guillotine”

The angry mob, zey threw at her… Les pommes de tierre! Hon hon hon!

see also "Auntie coyote, why do you associate 'King Tut' with 'Der Fuehrer's Face' when there's no historical link between New Kingdom Egypt and Nazi Germany unless you're a very committed conspiracy theorist?" for "listened to Doctor Demento album several thousand times"

embarrassing gaming admission; the only time I've played a monk in D&D, it was the 90s and one of the only albums I and my housemate owned was a "Doctor Demento" tape

and consequently I spent several games speaking entirely like the sifu in "Boot to the Head."

@ziphi instantly recognizable in mosaics and frescos from his distinctive shorts

Standing in line and just had the most fucking cynical take on Queer rights

also do I need chocolate or ginger candy they’re RIGHT HERE

Have ferret owners ever referred to playing with their pets as “wasting time watching tube”?

Activating the caterpillar drive by saying KATERPEELAR DRIVE in a bad fake accent. For a moment I thought I heard singing!

okay, so Half Price had nothing but it's near the Safeway that has a better selection of chicken organ meat (more immigrant community maybe?) so I got chicken livers, and pork chops and tilapia on sale. Dredged/fried all the tilapia, put pork in to marinate, am gonna fry livers for gehackte leber later

that's enough Bluesky for the time being

do I want cut up weenies or canned tuna in my (fancy, non dairy) mac n cheese?

@TuckthePitbull Hope this time works out well!

part II: the "Predator's Death" track sounds very reminiscent of the part of Mummy Returns where they reanimate Imhotep

I would TOTES watch Mummy vs. Predator

never knew that Alan Silvestri scored "Who Framed Roger Rabbit?" and sure enough some parts sound very much like "Predator."

... but setting two Predator movies in LA makes no sense.

Still... I mean... toons are supposedly unkillable and I can see Yautja mouths and long hair working for "wild takes"