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really I'm noticing how much I assume things WILL become hostile at any moment rather than that they CAN become hostile

oh my fuck Shakara is in actual Yoruba! I've never HEARD Yoruba that I knew for sure before, that's awesome!

also apparently I'm buzzed and 5:13 or so sounds very Afrobeat actually so I'm gonna hit pause on Zappa and listen to Fela Kuti instead

youtu.be/mpNn1nht0_8?si=Q2vvK6

@xinjinmeng at the suk with my so-called ghanima
she hands me my cell phone
says its my Dad
all he says is THE SLEEPER MUST AWAKEN
I threw it on the GROUND

my brain is trying to form a connection between Toto's soundtrack for the David Lynch "Dune" and "Threw It on the Ground"

I fell to the ground, my butthole was on fire
pain by nerve induction
take your butthole out of the box, young human

dzzzzaaaao

the beginning is a very delicate time. know then that this is the year 10191. the known universe is ruled by the padishah emperor Shaddap IV, my father. In this time the most precious substance in the universe is the spice melange. The spice extends life. The spice expands consciousness. The spice is vital to space travel.

At the end of Ministry’s “Jesus Built My Hot Rod” is the titular phrase, but; Jesus was canonically a carpenter right? So it turns out the whole song is actually about downhill box car racing like a kid might have. Hoooey!

the feeling that I'm basically racing against time;

trying to come up with gentle acceptance towards myself and a world where things go wrong (stuff you might get from a much healthier childhood than mine) before age means worse health, worse isolation, and an even nastier world. Revamp my old miserable takes on the world quickly, before things get worse and I make myself completely unhappy.

Okay the proportions on the horses really bugged me so despite being not Charlie Russell I adjusted them instead of getting baked or drinking screwdrivers like a sane person.

oh no, I listened to some Gnome and now some Red Fang and I now really kinda want to be stoned out of my gourd, in Portland, or both

great. now I want PBR. I don't even usually drink PBR.

listening to the part of the Conan soundtrack where it's literally a perfect D&D movie, because our heroes stealth into Thulsa Doom's lair and then, rather than quietly sneak out again with the princess, set things on fire, stab guards and throw a big stone bowl of stew down the stairs.

coyote sing along hour, Duel of the Fates, filk 

*sings along with "Duel of the Fates"

PARRY, RIPOSTE!
PARRY, CUT TO 5!
PARRY!
PARRY!
PARRY!
RIPOSTE!

*music shifts tone and pacing*

BALL.... ES... TRA LUNGE
PARRY
CUT TO 3!

listening to parts of the Ep I soundtrack which aren't Duel of the Fates and it's honestly awesome. It's very much why you hire John Williams who almost always writes scores better than the movie they're in. I think I slept on it because Ep I was "a mostly fun movie set in the Star Wars universe" which is pretty disappointing after the first trilogy.

Should I use this precooked steak in a salad as originally planned or do I fry eggs and have breakfast food as dinner?

coyote sing along hour, grotesque imagery 

I run through the world thinkin' 'bout tomorrow
thinkin' 'bout tomorrow
thinkin' 'bout tomorrow
I am smelling like a rose that somebody gave me on my birthday deathbed!
I am smelling like a rose that somebody gave me 'cause I'm dead and bloated!

coyote sing along hour 

turn me back into the pet
I was when we met
I was happier then with no mindset
and if you took to me like a gull takes to the wind
well I'd have jumped from my trees
I'd have danced like the queen of the eyesores
and the rest of our lives would've fared well

okay the TO FIGHT MONSTERS WE MADE MONSTERS anti-vape ad on YouTube got me. that was fuckin' too awesome for puritanical asswipes on an anti-smoking crusade.

uh I meant don't smoke kids, it's bad for you. Vape. Something.

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