Rain Dog @Leucrotta@awoo.space

@werecupine to be fair, it doesn't actually MAKE tea

and now! BIDEN VS TRUMP ON CLIMATE CHANGE!

BIDEN

* created over 10.7 million green jobs
* has pledged that the country will run on 80% green energy by 2026
* 75% of environmental advisors are BIPOC women
* personally cleared up my bromhidrosis

TRUMP

* oh sweet goddess we're doomed, we're so doomed

The Seven Samurai, or “A couple of relative noobs plus four guys who actually know what the fuck they’re doing, but it’s basically Kiyuchiyo’s movie.” #subpost

@ziphi the world's most useless mutant power - the ability for crows to communicate using the power of the mind instead of just yelling loudly.

TEST YOUR MIGHT

TEST YOUR MIGHT

SIU MAI. GYOZA. GNOCCHI. MOMO. SAMBUSA. FIGHT!

EXCELLENT!

Ad: "Downy makes laundry time fresher and better. We breathe life into your laundry."

Me: Fortunately, by erasing the aleph such that the word on your clothes is MET rather than EMET you can return your laundry to its usual inert state.

@electrickeet see in order to successfully match Xavier's ability to draw on the power of Male Pattern Baldness, Magneto had to construct his own artificial smooth scalp.

@electrickeet the glorious sound of about 20 or something of the world's strongest MUTANTS clacking their SKULLS together

PREVIOUSLY ON X MEN

dum dum DUH duh dum dum DUH duh
dum dum DUH duh dum dum DUH duh

dwaa da deedle dee da dum
dwaa da deedle dee da dum
dwaa da deedle dee da dum
dee dum!

dwaa da deedle dee da dum
dwaa da deedle dee da dum
dwaa da deedle dee da dum
dee dum!

duh duh duh duh duh duh duh duh duh
duh duh duh duh duh duh duh duh duh
duh duh duh duh duh duh duh duh duh da da da dum

BONGGGG!

dwaa da deedle dee da dum
DUH DUH!

#subpost then from out of the gloom lumbered a hideous cross between Michael Jackson and Peter Jackson. The resulting music videos were catchy, danceable and sadly 3 hours long.

lots of thinking this morning about how there's this logic loop over stress, where I feel stressed, and stress out about how I want to be less stressed and happier.

@frost then they're real boring looking monsters

#drawing today, player characters not monsters.

somehow we got from "Hammer of Heaven" to "Master of Puppets" and that means;

13 15 11 08 10 12

Probably fighter!

POWER
FROM PLANTS

HE COULD SAVE
ALL OF FRANCE

FLYING ROUND
IN UNDERPANTS

SPECTREMAN!

doo doo doo dooo dooo doo dee da dum
deee da da dum!

Also I just misread posts about “Twitch sub(scription) increases” as “twink sub(missive) increases” and I blame furries.

gotta remember that I was pretty thoroughly trained that I was physically ugly, intellectually weak, and morally bad, as well as that nothing good happens next. Such that without specifics setting me off, this is still a constant uncomfy stew, a subjective filter and not a fun or helpful one. And it's therefore useful to consciously remember that things probably aren't as bleak as all that.

oh yeah, the good parts of "Don't Fear the Reaper"

you know the part that goes

*air guitar, headbangs*

DWEEEEEEdledee DEEE WHHAAAA waaa waaaagh waaagh
DOOO DOO DOO DOOO DOO dwaaaAAAAAA!
dum da da dum da dum da OOOOOO!

valentine is done
here but now they're gone
with a purposeful grimace and a terrible sound
he pulls the spitting high tension wires down
(go go godzilla)
helpless people on subway trains
(go go godzilla)
as he wades through buildings
(go go godzilla)
to the center of town