Rain Dog @Leucrotta@awoo.space

#colored a #drawing today

"How to Draw Lady Death" well most people know you need to do is give her massive mams, titanic tits, absofuckinlutely giganotosaurus gonggongjiches. But ACTUALLY what's important is that she has a very small nose. Nope! That little V is too big. Back in the 90s she had just two very tiny nostrils.

see I had this idea that instead of a "doughnut hole" or "pot hole" or w/e, Voodoo Doughnuts could have their equivalent be a Voodoo Chile, but then they'd probably have to pay Hendrix's estate

@erin_kitsune

*trailer voice*

THE YEAR IS 2804

ALL THAT REMAINS OF THE OLD WORLD IS SAFEWAY

AN ENTIRE CULTURE ROOTED IN A SINGLE SUPERMARKET CHAIN

BUT THIS SUMMER

ALL THAT IS ABOUT TO CHANGE

@xinjinmeng oh these are awesome!

@Tuftears with the ears poking out and getting wet in the way straw hats are supposed to prevent. :)

a jidaigeki soundtrack so good that within 2 minutes I was thumbing my katana out of its saya, and I wasn't even carrying a katana at the time

after 5 minutes I was on a tragic blood-soaked quest for vengeance through late Edo/early Meiji black-and-white Honshu. In wide aspect ratio.

#hyoooo

really I should be careful about my rhetoric, a colostomy bag actually provides a useful service, and even does something useful for sick or disabled people, something no Republican is capable of.

Anyway I figure you want to see #drawings more’n hear about how I’m pissed off or depressed.

@Kusimanse sadly finding my way back to the picture is hard rn because I’m not signed in/forgot password.

The battering ram Mordor’s forces use to knock out the gate at Minas Tirith is “Grond,” styled after a wolf. It actually is in the book!

https://youtu.be/1zyUWqj1K60

While cleaning I went from “1984’s ‘Amadeus’ ends with the cast singing ‘Amadeus, he’s a deus, she’s a deus too, wouldn’t you like to be a deus too?”

to “MANLY male pattern baldness is when you lose your hair but get a superfluous roll bar on your choice of black, gunmetal or MARPAT scalp.”

I can explain, but you get BOTH stupid jokes.

* someone of FA posts really beautiful furry art featuring a massive werewolf with a prominent erection leaning against a castle gate *

MOST FURRIES: whooooa, he's huge and hot
ME: Bring out GROND!

seriously, my brain's fuxx0red.

They Poked My Tummmmeeeeeee, a terrifying Pallas Cat story of abduction by aliens

inspired by listening to Sarah MacLachlan

Lots of horrible angry thoughts I want to pretend I don’t have, here’s a #drawing instead

again it would be pretty laughable that the soundtrack to 1994's The Shadow is "what if Batman were Don Michael Corleone and also met V'Ger" except that pretty much IS the plot of the movie.

THE WEED OF CRIME BEARS BITTER FRUIT uh but when the weed of crime gives you bitter fruit, make bitter-fruitaide

Remember, two pepperonis don’t make a pepperRIGHTy.

Eclair de Lune, that famous music inspired by pastry