Rain Dog @Leucrotta@awoo.space

* sings along with Duel of the Fates *
PARRY
CUT TO FIVE
PARRY
LOW LINE LUNGE
PARRY
PARRY
PARRY
RIPOSTE
PARRY
PARRY
PARRY
RIPOSTE

#drawings last night

trying to think of more cheerful stuff, yesterday after buying a used book about vikingr and a used guidebook to deserts, the thought that I basically would like to be a sword wielding Aldo Leopold led to wondering if they fixed ranger in 2024.

Answer; no, apparently you need to house rule them OR they're basically get 6 levels and get out.

I know Thufir I was sitting with my back to the door, I heard you, Doctor Yueh and Gurney Halleck making fart noises by sticking your hands in your armpits

those sounds could be imitated!

I'd know the difference

*makes fart noise with armpits*

the beginning is a very difficult time

know then that this is the year 10191. the known universe is ruled by my father, the Padishah emperor Shaddam IV. In this time, in a hole in the ground, lived a hobbit. not a dark smelly hole full of worms and bungus, but a hobbit hole, and that means comfort.

Savage Land Wolverine, forget the 2013 series, there's no plot, it's just issue after issue of Wolverine punching theropods and eating Didelphodons in between surly monologues because he CAN

fans would love it, and you KNOW this

my new video game FLAXX in which you’re a medieval crofter or socman and you have to harvest quickly before you’re buried in a devastating FLAXX WAVE

it is the 1290s and there is time for Flaxx

Ooooh!

considering if red or green bean paste hamantaschen would be any good and, if so, would lychee or green tea hamantaschen work?

"Poison."
"You see your death. My blade will finish you."
"I will bend like a reed in the wind."
"HYAAAAAGH!"
"How did he do such great stunts...with such little feet..."

"In the five standard years that followed, Mua'dib and the Fremen brought Spice production to a standstill. Rabban, fearing for his life, tried to keep this fact from the Baron. Paul and Chani's love grew."
"How's it going, Joey?"
"Vhell, dhey lose me aftuh da bunka scene."

@arakin "I hold at y'neck the gom jabbar, this one will give you such a zotz!"
"THE PAIN!"
"A lebenef dein pupikele, no woman child evah took that much."

trying to create the most confused fanfic ever by alternating music from Dune (1984) and Blazing Saddles (1974)

"The messiah's Black?"
"Why not, it worked in the New Testament."

(okay yeah I know, "It worked in Blazing Saddles" is from Robin Hood Men in Tights, work with me)

it's a real pity we'll never get CHEECH AND CHONG'S DUNE

"Open the pod bay doors HAL."
"Who is it?"
"It's Dave, open the pod bay doors. I got the stuff."
"Dave's not here."
"No, man, I'M Dave! I got the stuff, will you open up?"
"I'm afraid I can't do that, Dave."
"I think the cops saw me, open the pod bay doors HAL!"
"I think you should take a stress tab and think it over."

now remembering being with @erin_kitsune outside the elevators at ANW and doing

you could blow with this or you could blow with that
you could blow with this or you could blow with that

while skipping around pressing buttons

it'd make a better story if I were borrowing her fursuit at the time but tbh I don't remember if I was

apparently listened to the mashup enough that I put on Ohio Players and the lyrics to Love Rollercoaster are "You let me violate you/SAY WHAT?/You let me desecrate you/WHOO HOO HOO HOO HOO"

So I asked.

"I don't have a dog in that fight, I just know it would trigger the snowflakes"

A choice between playing D&D with friends or going to synagogue with other Jews is difficult. A choice between playing D&D with people tacitly supporting this bullshit or going to synagogue with other Jews is easy.

Have you ever considered that most furry cons would ban GWAR showing up in costume, and have you ever considered the possibility of referring to GWAR's outfits as "spikesuits"?