Rain Dog @Leucrotta@awoo.space

https://youtu.be/sVGuwEeQKtE

all through this I kept thinking "hey, pick up the lead pipe to hit the Agents! wait, can't you pile-drive them?"

that moment of cognitive dissonance when you swap suddenly between Black Hole Sun and Pickle Surprise

Black hole sun, won't you come, won't you come?
BLACK HOLE SUN! BLACK HOLE SUUUUN!
Won't you come
BLACK HOLE SUN BLACK HOLE SUUUN!
Won't you come?

duh duh duh duh duh duh duh, DUH DUH DUH!

* moves real stiffly *
* slightly off pitch *
why do BIRDS suddenly appear
ev'ry time you are NEAR
just like me, they long to be
close to yoooooooo

on the fourth day of Christmas my true love gave to me
DAVID BOWIE HAIR!

@Daylight spotted on birdsite so thought of you;

"(it's always worth tasting ants)" Nathanael Johnson, Unseen City p. 135 https://twitter.com/fulmerford/status/1001639458456920065/photo/1

1949 saw Schostakovich hard at work on his concerto, “Everything Looks Worse Every Day and Chain Smoking Isn’t Helping Anymore” but after yet another censure he quickly revised the piece as “The Glorious Struggle at the Tractor Factory.”

☠️

TO ALL THOSE WHO STAND IN THE WAY OF FREEDOM
FOR WORKING PEOPLE

The mother of all #lizards found in Italian Alps @nature https://phys.org/news/2018-05-mother-lizards-italian-alps.html

Ever noticed that “Jurassic Park” has the same scansion as “YMCA”?

Brain; you’re gonna die in a camp wearing a pink-yellow star, y’know.

Me; that’s paranoia, also how’s that help with this work day?

Brain; ok well how about you can’t effectively protest or get representation that actually changes things you pay taxes into and by the way you’ll probably die homeless or thanks to something climate change related.

Me; not helping.

Uh I was processing invoices and had to swap desks, and trying not to sink into depression, we’re meming about teeth now?

Birdsite link; “Antarctica is about to have its first ever Pride https://www.pinknews.co.uk/2018/05/28/antarctica-is-about-to-have-its-first-ever-pride/

What a great idea! Despite years in the field, we never had any Pride celebrations. Wishing I had!”

In FACT this is so completely England's Mountains Green pastoral that I'd put money that competitors arrive by steam train and that there's a gruesome and nigh-unsolvable murder during the event.

so the "Gloucester Cheese Roll"

this is a Very Traditional Chasing a cheese down a steep hill in the bucolic village of Brockworth. Despite the stern warning issued by Chief Superintendent Nigel Avron to 86 year old cheesemaker Diana Smart, former winner Helen Thorpe and others endorse the competition, which usually ends at the nearest pubs, The Victoria or The Cross Hands and

HOW is anyone THAT ENGLISH? All these people could have stepped out of a Dorothy L. Sayers mystery.

I can tell Chewie's role in Solo isn't a runaway success by how Bad Dragon hasn't made an "anthropoid" model for their obvious STAR BLAT series.

so apparently playing videos like "who are the Imperial Guardsmen anyway?," "different types of TIE fighters" and John Williams soundtrack means YouTube recommends Star Wars content to me.

Unfortunately this means recommended Star Wars content are nauseating little pukes whining about EVIL KATHLEEN KENNEDY and SJWS MADE SOLO BAD and EP VIII RUINED STAR WARS FOREVER and ugh. I'd rather pull taenoglossids out of roadkill again.

ooh my little clever girl
clever girl
when you gonna give me some
DEINONYCHUS

HERE ARE WE
ONE MAGICAL MOVEMENT FROM KETER TO MALKUTH