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drugs, sex, goblins 

GOBLINS RIFF AND GOBLINS YIFF
GOBLINS LIKE TO SHARE A SPLIFF

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see that's the thing about the Rankin-Bass Hobbit soundtrack. There's all this lovely hippie songs about smoking huge bowls and having gentle adventures with your friends, and then the goblins show up and their songs are about floggers and cannibalism.

do NOT mimic p-shifting to wolf from in the coffee shop even if Blue Moon is on the speakers.

Damnit the earphone jack on this phone is messed up and which makes it more difficult to listen to Gwar’s “Fish Fuck” in public.

Have you ever noticed that in Bobby Darin’s song “Splish Splash” the narrator finally notices that somehow everyone he knows has decided to throw a huge party next to the bathroom, so he climbs out of the tub, gets dancing shoes and joins in, but he NEVER mentions putting on any other clothing or toweling dry or anything first?

Then the great cowl was thrown back, and a hollow laugh came from within; it seemed to Merry that two lights shone redly set beneath an iron crown. The figure raised his great sword and flames ran across the blade. “Old fool!” It hissed. “Nothing can stop me now! Nothing can stop me, cause I’m the Duke of Earl! Duke, duke, duke, duke of earl, earl earl.”

Plan is now to go take a nap for however long my body decides is good. I think I'm just staving off being sick and maybe really high UV light levels today or something.

unrelated to her politics (I'm pretty happy with those!) today I realized that my Congresswoman looks like a TNG/DS9 era Star Trek character.

Similar to a lot of other peoples' feeling off today, I finally did the last of the phone screens for the week, I'm now feeling tired and low on hope, and for whatever reason my eyes are sore - I don't *think* I'm migrainish or hungover.

Status. We are cloaked. Federation ship approaching. Range, 10000 kallikams. youtu.be/7wxCzcjMk9k

Trying to improve morale before a phone screen. Looks like we're headed for some chop.

youtu.be/1ErIJuYFh1A

I woke up this morning and the sun was gone.
I turned on some music to start my day,
And lost myself in a familiar song
I closed my eyes, and I slipped away.

IRRITATING COYOTE HABITS YOU CAN PRACTICE AT HOME!

put on theremin music from Mars Attacks or The Day the Earth Stood Still

sing along

re: Very Gay Spartans, pooptoot 

"You want KRABBY PATTIES? You'll find plenty down there."

"This the KRUSTY KRAB! No man, Greek or Persian, threatens a messenger!"

"No! THIS IS PATRICK!"

coyote yell along hour 

THE NATIONAL SECURITY!
CONCEPT OF COERCION!
DON'T LOOK AT ME!
DON'T TALK TO ME!
I KNOW IT'S AN ILLUSION I CAN'T SEE THROUGH IT!

what can you see inside of me what can you see inside of me
HANDS IN THE AIR ASSUME THE POSITION!
what can you see inside of me what can you see inside of me
EVERYONE MAKE THEIR BEST DEAD FACES!

* throws something heavy *

coyote sing along hour, dedicated to MY FAVORITE POLITICAL PARTY 

FUCK YOU
fuck y'whole family and y'relatives!
FUCK YOU
fuck y'little sistuh and yer little brutha
FUCK YOU
fuck all y'friends and ev'ryone
FUCK YOU
fuck y'little puppy and your puppy dog, OH YEAH

3. If I can move from here, I really hope to spend time with all my friends in Seattle. Other than that I'm looking forward to seeing a SoCal friend when they're in the area for WorldCon, and I'm pretty sure I'll meet up with @Earthshine for movies at some future point.

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