Rain Dog @Leucrotta@awoo.space

#drawing today, fighter and druid with animal companions, versus frost giant, listening to The Sword.

Let me get something clear with y'all.

If you are conservative, Republican, antivaxxer etc, don't follow me. It is a waste of your time to look at anything I might say or create, and a waste of my time to make anything for you.

It doesn't matter, I'll be dead very soon anyway.

next time I join a D&D game I'm playing a paladin, I desperately want to communicate with evil in the only way it understands, and the only place I can really do that is in a game.

Liquor Store Clerk: okay, I need to see some sort of age verification.

Me *pulls shirt over head*: I am the great Cornholio! I come from Lake Titicaca! I need crappucino for my bunghole!

Liquor Store Clerk: Please just take your booze and leave.

Me: Are you threatening me?

Liquor Store Clerk: okay, I need to see some sort of age verification.

* 17 solid minutes of singing Nirvana’s “Nevermind” album verbatim *

Liquor Store Clerk: Get OUT! And stay out!

The thing that really gives gender the lie is that many if not most trans women tried damn hard to do maleness although it just wasn’t true to them, and are therefore better suited to define manhood than some puffed up, rich profiteer, earth rapist, bigot, war crimes apologist stoolie from America’s Nazi party.

Paul Mua’dib, the Kwisatz Haderach, can see into genetic memory to reach back to a point inaccessible to women, but can he see why kids love Cinnamon Toast Crunch?

“It uh, extends life, expands consciousness and is vital to space travel?”

Regular Twitter account; I like furry art!

AD account; I like cocks!

Work safe account; I like vlookups and reconciling credit card statements!

Athens’ greatest bands in concert with each other but somehow their sheet music got swapped, resulting in the B-52s’ peppy, bouncy look at traveling westward and anger at the Reagan administration, and REM’s memorably wistful, melancholy take on a girl from outer space going to an all-night party south of Decatur.

Dreading work today thanks to mistakes a coworker pointed out on Friday. It probably feels worse because Friday was huge and brutal and they did it in ways that hit nerves, but some of me is expecting to get canned for being incapable of not fucking up, any moment now.

Food photo; made some eggplants with chermoula, added (coconut) yogurt and mint.

#drawing finished today were three fighters in different armor types. I worked on more drawings the last week, and maybe a few more will be tightened up to show off in a bit.

have you ever considered that 2020 was the most presidential electiony presidential election ever since it featured the most Republican and most Democrat candidates ever

On one side, an egocentric, bullying bigot literally responsible for thousands of deaths, posing as just plain folks despite immense wealth and posing as religious despite complete disinterest in anything other than itself, and a VP candidate whose only qualifications were fundamentalism and intentionally botching response to AIDS. Supported by self righteous violent bullies and election tampering.

On the other an old white guy making promises he'd never keep and his right-leaning VP whose optics were promoted as an equal rights triumph, obviously engineered into place over an actually left leaning moderate candidate, supported by people who didn't feel they had any other real choice.

Also I leave the used bookstore skeeved off at Democrats and the (unrelated) whitewashing and idealization of the Waffen SS. Grrr! I’m cranky!

Just feeling crabby today. I figure it’s the cold weather or evolutionary pressure towards carcinization. Actually passed up a reduced price 5e splatbook in favor of a cheaper book about Bosworth Field.

It’s actually too cold for me to walk by the lake rn. Given how absurdly MANLY!!1! I’ve been lately I don’t feel much shame about giving up and heading towards nap and/or doughnuts!

Fine. People like me are horrible shit who should be genocided. That’s what you want folks to believe right? Are you happy now?

Choose from Dark Medieval fantasy classes like Cotter, Leech, Flagellant, and Gong Farmer! Collect valuable treasures like Dented Bevor, The Portable Shrine of St. Guy of Anderlecht, or Perfectly Good Zweihander Just Lying Here What Nobody Was Using on your Dark Medieval journey!

*npc voice* welcome to Squalid Hamlet, possibly the largest collection of crumbling hovels in all of Moistshire! We've got sheep, mud, AND hideous death!