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we're back to feeling sad? well okay, seasonal affective bullshit plus Sunday evening "my life's disappearing rapidly into exactly what".

today wound up being a very well armed fighter type meeting a Lovecraftian monster coming through a portal, and (ink with a little smelly marker, pee-yew!) three armored skeleton warriors.

A batch of stuff has me in a weird in between kind of mood. I’ll read some stuff later and it’ll help.

food rant 

It’s Sunday and I’m at the nicest Chinese place in north end with THE WHITEST BROOKLYNITES EVER they refused to even consider green onion pancakes or pan fried rice cakes or HOW AM I RELATED TO YOU GUYS nnnngh the family next to us has fucking congee and a sesame beef sandwich

We have just folded space from Ix. Many machines on Ix. New machines.

youtu.be/dkTGfD5asXQ

* Dame Shirley Bassey voice *
he loves only gold!
only gold!
he loves only gold!
he loves GOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO*gasp*OOOOOOOOLD!

Rain Dog boosted

BAD but i want to contribute to this nonsense 

@Leucrotta there's a STAR-MAN
waiting to eat pie
he'd really like to eat it
but he knows it's got to cool or it'll burn him

let a desk fan cool it
then wait 15 minutes
to make sure it's tepid

John Barry soundtracks, all caps, pooptoot 

no mister Bond, I expect you to listen to my theme song.

da DWEE da DA dum
doo doo dee da doo dah duh doo dah duh
da DWEE da DA dum
doo doo dee da doo dah duh doo dah duh
DA DWEE DA DA DUM!
DOO DOO DEE DA DOO DAH DUH DOO DAH!
DUUUUUHHHHH!

there's a STARMAN waiting in the sky
he'd like to come and meet us
but he thinks he wants some PIE

You're not gonna believe this but I'm having a whiskey and Coke right now because I drink pop so rarely that this is the first time I've *had* Coke in the house for a while. I felt like I needed out of the house, and the nearest Shari's is effectively closed, so I went to Arby's for a Regrettable Sandwich(es).

today during down time in DnD game. Yutyrannus and Sinorthosaurus; the latter has a much slender, pointier face, so pretend it's something else?

Tonight is gonna be one of those "Why do I even play D&D?" nights. But I also happen to know I've logged dozens of those over the years and probably have at least another dozen in my future.

"[the mind flayer] is seated in his throne of dark alien metal. Copper wires run to the throne and white crystals are embedded in the back. Flickering beyond the throne are projections of patrons' views of the Yawning Portal's taproom. He swivels his throne around to face you."
"He's going to do that *Ian McDiarmiud voice* 'Your faith in your friends is YOUR weakness' thing, isn't he? I hate that."
"No, he's going to try to kill you."
"I hate that too."

cranky political opinion and overgeneralization 

The honest truth is regardless of political leanings, we all want to believe the same things about the world.

We all want to believe that our economic system of choice will solve everything, that we know the truth about what's actually going on, that we are terribly oppressed by the government and the elites, and that there are people who are getting away with all kinds of undeserved tax fraud and governmental favors. That's just being human.

The difference is when someone left of center says it, that's more likely to be reflect a truly brutal reality, and when someone right of center says it, that's directly connected to shit which straight up kills people.

Spent too much time a . Comic book style cut and grad over slightly digitally tweaked analog pencils. Two wizards bolstered by magical flight take on a flying beholder in its lair.

well no-one told you life was gonna be this way
OOO WAAA AAA AAA AAA!

idk mood this morning is somewhere between wanting to hold onto the nearest person around the waist while crying and saying I'M SCARED I'M SCARED, and wanting to put on Thelonious Monk and chill out. How about you?

to nobody reading;

I don't CARE I don't CARE I don't NEED to know it I don't WANT to know about it it doesn't help me at all so please, kindly fuck off.

this track isn't the saddest part of the Edward Scissorhands soundtrack, but it's awfully close, because it's part of the Edward Scissorhands soundtrack in the first place.

Last for 2001 is furry pinup art! A dalmatian, a bobcat and a saluki.

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