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temptation to have a big edible and watch The Matrix rising

but Matrix Revolutions is way goofier (which is probably why I've watched it more often) and might be more weedpropriate. Idk, what do y'all think?

something something blue pill wake up in your bed and believe whatever you want to believe, something something red pill grow some awesome knockers.

"I didn't come here to tell you how this is gonna end. I came here to tell you how it's gonna begin. I'm gonna hang up this phone and then I'm gonna microwave a whole batch of burritos and not give you any. Where we go from there is like, your deal, my dudes."

* RAtM's "Wake Up" blasts*

So I cut my hair for the first time since August. Then I tried cooking scallops. Haircut feels okay, hopefully won't re-clog the drain. Scallops are pretty good, but probably a little too much cost to really do often.

For the first time in months it’s light out at 1700.

Subtweet; then the Witch King declares that no living man can kill him, but that doesn’t work because Eowyn is a woman and Merry is a living, breathing shitpost.

I dreamt I was at a furry con wearing a partial suit, some sort of blue fox rather than my actual partial. But my gloves were essentially the same and I’d hit on hooking one of the big claws into my muzzle as an in-character tic when I was thinking hard about something.

A bit of Eurocentrism or something I hadn’t thought of, we think of immigrants in steerage crossing the Atlantic (or slave labor jammed into unspeakable conditions). Crossing the Pacific must’ve been less rough but taken longer, and I know getting in was brutal. Maybe some of it’s that my family is so very much New Yorkers and I grew up back east but I hope people on *this* coast get an Asian narrative as well.

tonight is much rougher and unfinished than usual. A paladin or similar warrior faces a... um... that's trademarked. A Distortion Panther! This is a revision of the drawing I did last night which *didn't* work out, and I'm still not entirely taken with the panther faces though I really like the chest muscles and the adventurer.

@troodon hey, I wanted to point out this TTRPG stuff. One of the ancestries/races/etc reminds me of someone... thedeadgod.com/

food and vomit mentioned 

okay, this fennel-potato soup I made looks a little like barf but it tastes pretty darn good.

“The world is a vampire” but much like Dracula nobody can agree on whether it’s Malkavian or Ventrue antitribu.

sui mention, actually in an okay mood 

I should probably NOT mime slitting my wrists every time The Smashing Pumpkins’ “Today” is on right?

I hauled a giant shipment from Long Beach (just requested packing lists they didn’t provide) from FedEx truck, palletized/labeled/partly received it, Sysco showed up and I got the orders for them, got coworker to use forklift. Originally I was going to do it but Sysco driver thought we couldn’t which is cool, I don’t feel good driving the forklift ESPECIALLY for an egg shipment. So I finally received the rest of the Charlie’s Produce stuff and can now listen to Pearl Jam and do more paperwork.

all caps RAtM lyrics, This Again 

YES, I KNOW MY ENEMIES!
THEY'RE THE TEACHERS WHO TAUGHT ME TO FIGHT ME!
COMPROMISE!
CONFORMITY!
ASSIMILATION!
SUBMISSION!
HYPOCRISY!
BRUTALITY!
IGNORANCE!
THE ELITE!

so check me on this, Mike Judge has teased that we're going to see Beavis and Butthead Resurrections, set 60 years after the original Beavis and Butthead movie.

Just one worked out today - the other needs revision. Hunter in the snowy woods meets wolves.

Rain Dog boosted

today, or something. Goblinoids! Hobgoblin fighter, bugbear rogue, and goblin wizard with spider familiar (spells are on the little tablets attached to their garments).

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