Rain Dog @Leucrotta@awoo.space

THE GROWING SUBCULTURE OF PEOPLE WHO CALL THEMSELVES FURRIES

you let me violate you (SAY WHAT?)
you let me desecrate you (WHOO HOO HOO HOO HOO!)
you let me penetrate you (SAY WHAT?)
you let me complicate you (WHOO HOO HOO HOO HOO!)

Julia’s Bakery and Cafe in Olympia, and their wide selection of empanadas!

Operation Introduce the Yankees to Chitterlings seems to have failed as soon as it began, probably unsurprisingly?

When durian is outlawed, only outlaws will have durians!

bleah, I went from thinking about THE GENDERS oh noes, to my completely shitty body image.

What do you call it when it's not doomscrolling per se, but your habit of being on social media more than is healthy is some sort of "completeness" thing, equivalent to wanting to have read all email before you leave for lunch (except here, the "inbox" is never actually empty)?

Feeling like my emotions are this thin veneer of wanting to be incredibly loving and positive about making stuff and anything cute;

over a gigantic pit of sheer rage at a system which long ago decided my only worth was as a convenience to actually *valued* people, and which just bangs that one home again and again;

over at base being incredibly loving and positive about making stuff, and anything cute.

damn it, I am SICK of how whenever Di$ney has the vaguest possible same sex relationships on screen, officially it's this MASTERFUL TRIUMPH FOR EQUAL RIGHTS™️, and meanwhile the company could get away with producing any Queer friendly content or actually standing up for its employees BUT DOESN'T, and there are tons of other people producing Queer content getting ignored.

Every other minority (except THE minority you're not supposed to acknowledge, even Roma got called out in a coupla films) gets Di$ney stuff out the wazoo, by comparison, now why might that be?

using the most convenient Safeway shredded cold chicken as a stand in for Hainan chicken, as an excuse to have the Awesome Hainan Sauce.

one #drawing today was a dramatic wizard on horseback charging bandits or possibly orcs. I *love* drawing horses, though I don't feel I'm especially good at it! (Can I say that on social media?)

and now because I'm emotionally labile AF, have some random melancholy Tolkien from memory.

Where is the horse and the rider? Where is the horn that was blowing?
Where is the helm and the hauberk and the bright hair flowing?
They have gone like rain in the mountains, like wind in the meadows.
The days have gone down in the west behind the hills into shadow.

How did it come to this?

I'm sittin' in a magic hat with smoke an' mirrors
an' tire rubber fires, watch me disappear, yeah yeah
what made it slow you down, suckin' on a ball an' chain
another muthafucka down the drain!
*stomps accelerator*

time for more bad driving songs

Ah felt mahself so in love with the world that there was only one thing to do. Ah had to DING A DANG DONG mah DING a dong LING LONG. *stomps accelerator*

also The Fifth Element is trending and you know what that means? It's time for the BAD DRIVING SONG!

alech taadi ou ana megdi benirane waaaaaaaah

hot take, Wind Rose is the best thing to come out of the Peter Jackson Hobbit movies, with the awesome Games Workshop miniatures as a close second.

me, watching cat/wildcat videos: Ohh, what's that? Is it birdies? Ohhh, it's the birdies! Can you get it? Getitgetitgetit 💙​

me, watching dog videos: Dogdogdogdog. Dogdogdogdogdog. Dogdog!

More Anacortes (including heron) and an orchid at my folks’ place. The thing that looks like a shipwreck is kind of; it’s a 4 masted schooner from the 1900s which got converted to motor power only in the 40s and filled with sand as a breakwater in the mid 60s.

Also, I feel a little too unfunny and tired to do April Fool’s stuff, so here are some photos of Anacortes from last weekend.

So one of the things my boss decided I would do is handle nearly everything here about cigarettes. This means 5 months ago I got assigned the carefully tracked monthly records for the Tobacco Tax Bureau, which go with dire warnings, on top of the obvious stuff (stocking, pulling, creating and sending paperwork). Today I get more mandatory gunk today read and sign from the US head and my boss, neither of whom are doing this, and it seriously pushed the “adult is setting me up to fail” buttons.