Rain Dog @Leucrotta@awoo.space

That ol’ one story place went up in the 70s an’ if you listen real close on a quiet night you can still hear “Happy Days” and “Hawaii Five-O”

Propose that if “wolfing down food” is a concept, you can “coyote down food,” if it’s not particularly high quality. Like going to a Chinese buffet or getting multiple 7-11 hot dogs.

HAM? Did I say HAM?
*dweee*
Repeat my mantra!

Have I mentioned how fucking awesome it is to get Chinese with a friend instead of with my folks, who have the least Chinese taste in food of anyone who’s ever been in Brooklyn?

#drawings today; the Nine Ringwraiths and four kobolds with jobs (sailor, cleric, druid, necromancer).

Chasing the Dragons https://youtu.be/HfexiosLR-c via @YouTube

SKREEEEEEEE
Krark?

Jurassic Park: The Lost World Soundtrack-09 The Raptors Appear https://youtu.be/we9rHcFXsI0 via @YouTube

*sticks out thumb and first two fingers on both hands, elbows bent*
SKREEEEEEE

my dreams mixed looking at fantasy art/game splatbooks with this Matrix like scenario such that it was heavily implied that the halfling pantheon were just normal halflings who now existed only as online/in simulation presences. The art was theoretically by Wayne Reynolds and looked very little like his art, instead relying on broad graphic hatching, sometimes he'd actually push it into faux-block prints. The halfling gods' realm was this animation, I guess, of how the shadows in this dramatic cliff face/valley/palace changed throughout the day.

my new game, Invasion of the Goths, where you claim territory in the Western Empire by negotiating with Rome, recruiting Alan and Sarmatian allies, and having the most on-point outfits and makeup in the club

I uhhhh may have impulse bought too much Iranian pastry. A pretty girl with big brown eyes can sell me ANYTHING and it’s worse if the anything has pistachios and honey.

Then Saruman says; “the orcs were once elves, tortured and twisted by Melkor into very Gay musclegut DILFs. Their sculpted asses and pendulous uncut wangs perfected in you, my fighting Uruk-hai.” #subtweet

*Cate Blanchett voice *
The world has changed. I feel it in the water. I taste it in the air.
*Frodo staring at the firey letters on the One Ring*
But when Frodo found his uncle’s old ring he became…
*levitating magical girl TF sequence complete with scepter and panty shot*
… the RINGBEARER! Now he seeks to return the Ring to the fires of Mount Doom where it was forged!
*theme song*
*entire Fellowship running*
*Frodo and Sam almost kissing*
*completely misleading still shot of Tiamat*
POWARINGU!

clearly listening to "Heroes" will help with the huge feelings of despair which just slammed home

(10)
ground control to Major Tom
(9 8 7 6)
Commencing countdown engines on
(5 4 3 2)
check ignition, and may G-d's love be with you
(1. OTRIV OT ZEMLI.)

*peppy major key*

even in his youth
even in his youth
even in his youth he was nothing
kept his body clean
kept his body clean
kept his body clean goin' nowhere
kiss, kiss, Molly's lips

#drawing furry pinups! Serval, lynx and lion!

#drawings today, not furry; I saw a diorama about a zombie hippo and that was such a cool idea I wanted to make my own, and also two adventurers looting a shrine WHEN SUDDENLY the guardian spirit show up, jinkies!

I bet in a fantasy world orcs pioneered mastectomies and you can instantly identify trans orc guys because they will fight topless just to show off the scars. I get the impression trans feminine orcs almost always become really creepy wise women.

Like… I bet elves are non-binary enough that if someone’s trans, they swap out hair styles in a way that to an elf is like wrapping yourself in a huge pride flag with MY PRONOUNS ARE HE/HIS buttons, and which outsiders will never notice. Halflings I think use transitioning as an excuse for parties.

In a fantasy world, what if the stereotype of “dwarf women have beards” is actually about trans dwarves? Dwarves seem like the sort of people who, when Sigfrith Sigmundssen states that she’s actually Sigrun Sigmundsdottir, swap out name and pronouns and go right back to smelting.