Rain Dog @Leucrotta@awoo.space

apparently, I'm spoiling for a match enough to settle into correct stance with my left arm tucked behind my back, advance, parry, and cut to the music from when Lancelot takes out a largely unarmed wedding party in "Monty Python and the Holy Grail."

“Adobe is acquiring Figma.”
“What’s Figma, is it a shareable UX which allows users to…”
“FIGMA BALLS!”

Please be Patient, Driver is Relatively Experienced But it’s 2022 and They’re Going Through a Lot.

Scheduled a dentist appointment 0800 next Monday and gave my boss the heads up I might run late. Monday after that is Rosh Hashanah, and I figure I can get up early, pray, then head in; but Yom Kippur is a Wednesday so I really want to take the day off and worry I likely can’t (need money and season picking up). This might be easier if I enjoyed Yom Kippur (I think it’s useful but utility isn’t the same as enjoyable).

*sigh*
Someone I know on birdsite posts a photo of themselves naked in a bath and I uh, am now thinking about how nice it would be to take a bath, and to shave my legs.

Peter Jackson’s Farmer Giles of Ham. Although NZ’s government was okay with him making only one film it’s still 200 minutes long (180 minutes in the theatrical release), now with more comic relief and people falling from heights.

Something screwed with my laptop enough that I needed to run C Cleaner to get it to actually work. Then, the only crown I have came off a molar.

Other than that this evening I found out that deglazing a pan with soy sauce and ketchup gets passable barbecue sauce.

Too pale, too sick, too scrawny
But I’ll sleep here anyway
And the sheets smell like bodies -
Not mine, not yours, not yours -
Now it’s 2 AM and it’s quiet again,
WHERE’S MY LIP GLOSS?

White Center, which is on your wight as you drive south on I5, opposite of Weft Center. #oWo

Tonight I’m gonna party like it’s 1999! *spends hours browsing alt fan werewolves and the lycanthropy web ring*

Years ago I worked for [food services] and I had this coworker who was employee of the century. He was great with customers, upbeat and encouraging with the rest of us. So one day we’re on a smoke break and I ask, hey, this place feels terrible, how do you stay so positive? “Oh,” he said. “I smoke a huge bowl every morning before I come here. Do you think I could stand this place otherwise?” Really shattered some illusions there.

So… hobbits canonically have access to tomatoes, potatoes and tobacco.

Autumn is the most hobbitty/rereading LotR season.

Therefore not only do hobbits also have pumpkins and corn and my head canon is they like pumpkin pie.

#drawings today, three undead (wight, ghost or wraith, and skeleton slinger), and an adventurer staves off a mind flayer with a fate worse than death!

*very Michael Stipe voice*

I am (I am)
I am kimchi man and I can do anything
I am (I am)
I am kimchi man and I pickle everything
You don't really love that guy you make it with now do you
I know you don't love that guy cause I just made ggakdugi

I would dance like the Queen of the Eyesores, and the rest of our lives would've fared well.

Beastie Boys-Aglio e Olio USA Version Reconstructed https://youtu.be/vtmA0ebaemw via @YouTube

one the many best Beasties albums, tbh #PunchSomething #GoToTheBeach

ahem. *koff koff*

I AM SMELLING LIKE A ROSE THAT SOMEBODY GAVE ME ON MY BIRTHDAY DEATHBED!
I AM SMELLING LIKE A ROSE THAT SOMEBODY GAVE ME 'CAUSE I'M DEAD AND BLOATED!

Okay, "wilt/sautee spinach as something you can use to top off something else" is a useful little bit of how to get more leafy greens into my diet

Ritual how seemingly meaningless acts make life worth living