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worried about my jaw healing, listening to Schostakovich 7 Mvt 1 for morale.

“But archaeologists will say your pelvis is too narrow to be a girl” you mean the same archaeologists who decided any early medieval Scandinavian burial with weapons were men, or what?

Again, my politics can be described not so much as “leftist” but more “screaming I HATE YOU I HATE YOU I HATE YOU until I break down into ugly sobs.”

Pallas Cat youtu.be/AzK6NFoBPXs via @YouTube

oh noes
oh NOES don't pinch da belly
please do not mock tiny pudj's short waddling leggies!

“Snow White and the Seven Samurai” 

… in which Yukihime is spared by her wicked stepmother’s hatamoto, and flees into the forest where she enlists seven little men. As the Queen’s cavalry charge their barricade, our heroes inflict horrific casualties with tanegashima teppo, and the hatamoto executes the wicked Queen. Yet even as Snow White is victorious, she eats poisoned fruit sent by her stepmother, and the seven dwarves carry her off while singing about how everything is impermanent.

Okay so there’s;
Shimada Kanbei
Shichiroji
Katayama Gorobei
Honda Heihachi
Kyuzo
Kikyuchiyo
Katsushiro

I think I can finally name all seven samurai from memory! FUCK YEAH!

The uncomfortable place of “some of this glut of mandatory must-love officially geeky content is actually good, where is it okay to dislike it because my interests aren’t that right now, versus some of my hate for it is how geekiness has become another marketing gimmick, especially when what made me a nerdy outcast back ‘when was I liked this stuff rather than what I was required to love?”

Superheroes, food/digestive system “humor” 

“Hulk could beat no mere two but FOUR ‘El Gordo’ chorizo burritos, but not puny Banner! So once again, Hulk must poop!”

Is there a word for “when a track sounds like it should be one group but it’s actually another’s song?”

I’m thinking about this both because “Gone” sounds kinda like it should be Cake, but also because for the longest time I was sure “Satellite” was an REM song.

Rain Dog boosted

Image, fantasy creatures, non explicit firearms 

Just one today, ork biker vs aeldari wraithguard.

Really don't want to deal with my folks this coming weekend. I'm not up for being deluged by how much worse any dental stuff they've endured was; I'm not up for cleaning my car to avoid my Dad making the inevitable dig about how it's a mess while saying goodbye; etc. Etc. Etc.

DJ Cummerbund - Monster WAP youtu.be/D-ZTAdmOLIg via @YouTube

oh wow just in time for Halloween

okay, technically in time two years ago, but in late October 2020 I was worried about other stuff

NOT work safe

* have listened to the mashup with "Intergalactic" enough that the first lyrics to "Ghostbusters" are apparently "Don't you tell me to smile/you stick around I'll make it worth your while"

* discovers this during a mashup between "Ghostbusters" and "Closer"

Devo - Head Like a Hole youtu.be/LhL8Sl3dWl8 via @YouTube

*furiously doodles people doing backflips while firing twin mini-Uzis*

tired: I want to learn Swedish so I can visit the Zorn Museum

wired: I want to learn Swedish so I can memorize and sing "Varulven."

standard old ethnic joke; it's Italian wedding soup! You open the can and just like at a wedding, your relatives decide they're pissed off at each other and aren't talking for the next few years!

more whining about tooth stuff (and food) 

Okay so I've discovered something NEW I hate about this.

I was told NOT TO RINSE MY MOUTH and haven't. So I got and prepped some instant oatmeal. It'll be a good test if I'm ravenously hungry (ate only a snack before appointment), and how I do with solid foods. Mnn oatmeal

ONLY my mouth is now flavored with blood and probably bone chips and antiseptic spray or whatever and so the first few bites of much-wanted oatmeal is fucking HORRIFYING

Image, fantasy creatures, non explicit firearms 

Just one today, ork biker vs aeldari wraithguard.

well the good news is I can eat and drink again, the bad news is I'm in pain, and not the kind I enjoy.

Went to H-Mart and got a batch of tofu jigae kits for later since everything I’m supposed to eat for a while is liquid or soft. Here’s Scriber Lake, earlier today.

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