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I know, I'll combine movie opening dialogue - the only thing better than one favorite movie are several!

The beginning is a very delicate time. Much that once was is lost for there are few that remember it...

[Cate Blanchett summarizes the Butlerian Jihad]

... Oh yes, I forgot to mention. Special police squads - BLADE RUNNER UNITS - had orders to shoot to kill, upon detection, any trespassing Replicant.

This was not called execution.
It was called retirement.

Wait WAIT why are you leaving?

We have just folded space from Ix. Many machines on Ix. Far better than those on Richesse.

The greatest stoner-surfer-buddy-road-trip-sci-fi epic is now YOUR favorite pinball game, only from Bally Midway!

also, did they ever make a Dune Pinball? For either the David Lynch or less likely the new version?

things which are definitely not as funny as I think they are; adding "Diane" to any of Paul Mua'dib's internal monologue in the David Lynch "Dune."

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Things that are not as funny as I think they are; reciting all the lines for the Fremen in Dune in my best attempt at a Brooklyn accent.

"Gottenyu, if y'can do this to th' strongest of us, y'worth y'weight in water."

I can see this situation spiraling rapidly out of control and resulting in an attempt to simultaneously quote The Crow and the David Lynch Dune.

A building is torched. All that remains is ashes. In this time the most powerful substance in the universe is the spice melange. The spice extends life. The spice expands consciousness. The spice is vital to space travel.

my friend; I stand by what I said in that screenshot! I _do_ like [the WH40K-verse], I'm just not _horny_ for it.

me; Given that the BDSM Play Party with Herm Minotaurs faction is relegated to an excuse to have shooty monsters, yeah, it's not exactly pants-dropping stuff there.

The bizarre day residue in last night’s dreams was having joined the Polish army and commenting that my rogatywka looked like a Feldmütze had babies with a slouch hat. They also issued me a bucket for decontaminating body (power?) armor and my friend mentioned that it wasn’t actually useful for that but most people kept theirs to shit in, in a pinch. Btw the only Polish I know is “good afternoon” and I have no interest in enlisting, my chances of joining the Polish army are pretty limited.

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“calling all Jewish artists/craftspeople in MA & surrounding areas! a friend of mine is starting a rad Jewish distro & i'm collaborating to help launch it with a local ✨HANUKKAH CRAFT MARKET✨ klezmer, Jewish food, handmade Judaica! save the date & spread the word!”

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Wolverine is the best there is at what he does, but what does he do, eh?

Wolverine is the best there is at what he does, but what does he do, eh?

Being older in 2022 is weird because my self-worth and mental health have been continuously improving as the outside world's gotten increasingly hostile. I know just how miserable I was, and can't just slip into a nostalgic haze about the 90s-2015.

A graphic demonstration of the size of a “Pathfinder 2e Core Rulesbook.”

coyote sing along hour, The Crow soundtrack, all caps 

ahem. *tenses sternocleidomastoids and traps*

GHOST RIDER MOTOCYCLE HEEERO
GHOST RIDER MOTOCYCLE HEEERO
BABY BABY BABY HE'S BLAZIN' AWAY
LIKE THE STAR STAR STARS IN THE UNIVERSE YEAH
BABY BABY BABY HE'S LOOKING SO CUTE YEAH
RIDIN' AROUND IN A BLUE TRUNK SUIT YEAH

re: movie quotes from memory while listening to soundtrack, food, fart humor 

"Hey, it's the Sara-Monster. How do you steer that thing on those streets?"
"Sheer talent. Hi."
"Now Sara here, she's a genuine hot dogger..."
"You buyin'?"
"Sure. But no onions."
"No onions?"
"They make you fart, big time."

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movie quotes from memory while listening to soundtrack, overt violence/death/drug use reference 

"I got problems of my own. One of my crew got himself perished."
"Who?"
"Tintin. Somebody stuck his knives in all his organs in alphabetical order."
"Then by all means let's have an introspective moment of silence for poor old Tintin." *SNNNNFFFF*

Photo, breakfast foods 

The Crow Soundtrack [Full Album] youtu.be/uAHyhHqNPNM via @YouTube

Gonna go home maybe nap and make breakfast food and play The Crow soundtrack.

The Savage Sword of Conan
The Fearsome Flail of Conan
The Horrible Halberd of Conan
The Grim Guisarme of Conan
The Vicious Voulge of Conan
The Barbaric Bardiche of Conan
The Powerful Partizan of Conan
The Frightful Fauchard-Fork of Conan

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