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oden and matzo ball soup are basically the same thing, send toot

making fun of D&D videos 

Yeenoghu, the Beast of Butchery, the Gaunt One, the Carrion King. The embodiment of brutal savagery. But does Yeenoghu's murderous fury and seemingly unending hunger hide a sinister cunning?

BUT FIRST, TODAY'S SPONSOR IS FRESHLINGO. Freshlingo's thought out programs for organizing your language study make it possible to rampage through the planes like the Demon Lord of Gnolls himself.

Anyway, no, actually, he just likes killin' and eatin'.

Image; Ebenezer Scrooge and the Witch King of Angmar 

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Oh yeah A Christmas Carol in which Ebenezer Scrooge is visited in turn by Galadriel, who tells of the past and speaks of his future, by Tom Bombadil, who largely doesn’t give a shit and sings a little song about his hat, and by the Witch King of Angmar, who tells him that his soul shall lie shriveled before the lidless Eye.

Since I try to avoid using weed as much as possible, I didn’t actually take that trip to the Kuiper Belt last night; instead I used tea and meditation to help with what turned out to be a CPTSD issue.

I feel terrible and would like to have an edible, or better yet, go draw.

Look, I’m sleepy, I realize my coworker’s seemingly constant picking at me is just her generally being in my business rather than a huge critique of my worth, I hate answering phones, and I really want to go home and test myself for Covid because my boss is out today with a fever and I was hoping to be social this weekend. Oh and also draw and not be fucking here.

Someone tried to shame me into silence on Heilbird earlier and… eh, they’re assholes and their attempt has no weight, so I shrugged it off mostly. I wouldn’t have been capable of that 3 years ago.

And now it's NAME THAT SYSTEM with your host Grand Moff Wilhuff Tarkin!
*theme music*
You would prefer another target? A military target? Then...
*audience and Tarkin* NAME! THE! SYSTEM!
*massive canned applause*

I think next time what I should do is dry-fry these big onions, then add a little olive oil to cook them the rest of the way. I'm pretty happy with how the two different rubs turned out on these pork chops.

Do you ever find yourself posting less mean stuff than you initially were going to, not because you’ve become actually nicer, but because you’re so fucking tired of this?

The good news is no country music, bad news is coworker is in the mood for Christmas music because it’s Christmas. When I get off shift I’ll blast the most ethnic crap I can find, Klezmorim and Parno Grazt and Shukar Collective or whatever.

oh duh, of course this looks fucking badass, it's Svetlin Velinov. He's so fucking GOOD.

"Contemplate this upon the Tree of Woe"
"WHOA!"
"Crucify them."
"BOGUS!"

best term to describe THAT dude

possible drug use, AMAB parts, gender 

so is it ever okay to refer to your testicles and penis as "the girls" f'rex if you were hypothetically stoned, and decided to take your boxer shorts off to let the girls out? Clearly a hypothetical situation.

duuuude, I could alternate watching this video about Kyuss with listening to Kyuss. Though I think this is rapidly becoming more listening to Kyuss, they're so good.

also have I mentioned that James Ryman is fucking awesome? I got there through the cover art for Dungeon 127

so you could technically have a natural activity cycle that involved moving throughout different planes of the Beastlands to match your circadian rhythm

Either this edible affected me very quickly or the band name "Bog Wizard" really is that funny. I think this might be a better listen while sober though.

"Bytopia as a rule is Lawful Good" oh screw THAT shit, lawful good gets you tear gassed when you protest peacefully.

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