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Images, fantasy creatures, violence 

from earlier this week and yesterday in the car which I tightened this morning. Kobold faces a leucrotta; a wizard faces vrocks (overt violence), fire and hill giants; Underdark natives (derro, two duergar, a ghoul).

Clear Warning discourse 

Look, one of the things Mastodon has going for it is CWs. So declaring that not using CWs is something that’s morally right and it’s vital to shove whatever right into everyone’s collective snoots? In addition to any other concerns, you’ve just made (old style, pre fash takeover) Twitter only elsewhere.

Spoiler; Arashi no Yoru Ni has about the LAST ending you could possibly imagine.

Rain Dog boosted

The whole shack shimmies
The whole shack shimmies
The whole shack shimmies
When everybody’s moving around and around and around!
DIG through the ditches and BURN through the witches Ah SLAM in the back of mah DRAGULA

This is depressing. I love agedashi dofu and never once has it given me superpowers. I’m gonna call the izakaya and complain. And see if they’ll give me more agedashi dofu.

Watching Tochiongar Seven and he wants to leave the evil serpent clan to the police and self defense forces. Dude have you EVER watched Japanese movies? About the LAST people you depend on to deal with giant monsters are police and the JSDF.

My carpool was willing to put on Pro-Vision L-3 by Against Me… and blasted it while passing the big fundie signs on I-5 south.

Achievement unlocked?

I reluctantly accept that "Me 262" is a better song than "Aces High," even though obviously I like Spitfires a lot more.

problematic movie soundtrack, all caps yelling, war reference 

ZULU SOUNDTRACK youtu.be/vbp5imUWLLg via @YouTube

uSUTHU! IS YOUR SWEET FOOD GOOD?

oden and matzo ball soup are basically the same thing, send toot

making fun of D&D videos 

Yeenoghu, the Beast of Butchery, the Gaunt One, the Carrion King. The embodiment of brutal savagery. But does Yeenoghu's murderous fury and seemingly unending hunger hide a sinister cunning?

BUT FIRST, TODAY'S SPONSOR IS FRESHLINGO. Freshlingo's thought out programs for organizing your language study make it possible to rampage through the planes like the Demon Lord of Gnolls himself.

Anyway, no, actually, he just likes killin' and eatin'.

Image; Ebenezer Scrooge and the Witch King of Angmar 

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Oh yeah A Christmas Carol in which Ebenezer Scrooge is visited in turn by Galadriel, who tells of the past and speaks of his future, by Tom Bombadil, who largely doesn’t give a shit and sings a little song about his hat, and by the Witch King of Angmar, who tells him that his soul shall lie shriveled before the lidless Eye.

Since I try to avoid using weed as much as possible, I didn’t actually take that trip to the Kuiper Belt last night; instead I used tea and meditation to help with what turned out to be a CPTSD issue.

I feel terrible and would like to have an edible, or better yet, go draw.

Look, I’m sleepy, I realize my coworker’s seemingly constant picking at me is just her generally being in my business rather than a huge critique of my worth, I hate answering phones, and I really want to go home and test myself for Covid because my boss is out today with a fever and I was hoping to be social this weekend. Oh and also draw and not be fucking here.

Someone tried to shame me into silence on Heilbird earlier and… eh, they’re assholes and their attempt has no weight, so I shrugged it off mostly. I wouldn’t have been capable of that 3 years ago.

And now it's NAME THAT SYSTEM with your host Grand Moff Wilhuff Tarkin!
*theme music*
You would prefer another target? A military target? Then...
*audience and Tarkin* NAME! THE! SYSTEM!
*massive canned applause*

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