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dear YT video, my impression of most Aussies is that they'd either be delighted to find out that an ancestor was a murderous bush ranger or surprised because they didn't think their families had left mainland China at that point in time.

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Commission Info for 2023; NSFW furry art 

COMMISSION PRICE SHEET FOR 2023!

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Captain’s Log, Stardate 12.27.22. I have needed a nap for the last 16 hours and being around for this pluvial event makes me cranky and wanting a cup of tea.

Have you ever looked at GW Aeldari helmets and wondered whether the Exarchs have really developed their neck muscles over the long decades? Like I was looking at the striking scorpion exarch and thought to even move your head in that thing you’d need a neck like Henry Rollins’.

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today, player character with an electrified weapon, and a werewolf (some little doodles of trying to explain hair). And two dragons!

Here’s a thing;

The late great Angus McBride did paintings for now OOP Concord Publications books - all topics like barbarians, Celts, ancient warfare, etc. Essentially gorgeous pictures with text most appropriate for an interested preteen, these would have been perfect for 8-10 year old me.

But! Pages with text have b/w cropped versions of the McBride paintings so you can see how he organized values which pushes these books from really nice, to true treasures.

I’m glad I have this job now that I know people *treating* me like I’m fucking stupid does not in fact *mean* I’m fucking stupid. That bumps “self worth fuxx0red for months” to merely “daily discomfort and wanting to quit,” so I wish my coworker would finally give it a rest.

Where is the horse and the rider, where is the horn that was blowing?
Where is the horn and the hauberk and pale hair flowing?
Alas! Our voices are as quiet and meaningless as wind in dry grass
Or rats’ feet over broken glass in our dry cellar.

Thinking about Greek philosophers as recent generations. Socrates’ “suppose what you think about the world isn’t actually an unshakable objective reality” seems very 60s, and I’m not sure if Plato really maps to Gen X/Millenial experience, but “I’m a doggo, I live in a barrel hey! By your own definition this plucked chicken is a Real Man” feels very Zoomer somehow.

wanted to wish @jakebe a happy Kwanzaa since I remember him really liking the holiday! I spaced it the first night, sorry!

“There ain’t nothing in Texas but steers and Queers” implies the existence of a really flaming Pride Rodeo.

KEXP introduced me to “Eggs and Sausage in a Cadillac with Susan Michelson” which I could instantly tell was Tom Waits despite sounding younger. Looking up the song I can easily imagine older Tom doing the exact same lyrics with *completely* different instrumentals and mood. It’s weird that Tom is actually a few years younger than my parents rather than several decades older.

listening to The Battle of Evermore again, before bed, it's quickly become pretty much a favorite song

violence, urine, caps, Zappa lyrics 

and I scooped up a handful of the deadly YELLOW SNOW!
The deadly yellow snow from right there where the huskies go!
And I proceeded to rub it into his beady little eyes with a vigorous circular motion
hitherto unknown in this vicinity
but destined to take the place of the mudshark in your mythology
here it comes now
the vigorous circular motion, RUB IT!
* really good instrumental, only long enough to reach for a bong but not quite long enough to actually hit it*
And then in a fit of anger I pounced! And I pounced again!
GREAT GOOGLEY MOOGLEY!

well right about that time people
a fur trapper who was strictly from commercial (strictly commercial!)
had the unmitigated audacity to jump up from behind my iglu (peek a boo!)
and he started whippin' on my favorite baby seal with a lead filled snowshoe!

And when I'm sipping on a Perrier
in some cafe down in St. Tropez
it's hard to keep the fans at bay!
They say, sign my poodle, s'il-vous plait?
Sign my poodle, s'il-vous plait?
Poodle! Poodle!
*instrumental, but it's not nearly long enough, darnit*

it's Listen to Music From Hook and Feel Bad About How Rob Punched Out time, ayuh

Images, fantasy creatures, human, eye contact 

today, player character with an electrified weapon, and a werewolf (some little doodles of trying to explain hair). And two dragons!

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