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Britain has a Shadow Cabinet which serves the Raven Queen on the Plane of Shadow, where the normal Cabinet serves Charles III nominally right now and rules from the Feywild. Can I make that joke or does WotC own it?

Image, Soviet propaganda, violence, tankies, corn, “humor” 

Parody of WWII poster (soldier bayoneting a fascist invader) and also a parody of 1955 “make way for CORN!” poster.

Rain Dog boosted

Image, fantasy creatures , test your might. Test your might. Test your might. 

today, elf soulknife vs dwarf or duergar monk.

hit this weird little spot of self hate which I am going to file as a lot of emotional fatigue from today.

coyote sing along hour, please stand for the Aberdeen national anthem 

screeeeeee
even in his youth, even in his youth, even in his youth he was NOTHING
kept his body clean, kept his body clean, kept his body clean GOIN' NOWHERE
Daddy was ashamed, Daddy was ashamed, was ashamed he was NOTHING

coyote sing along hour, all caps 

MY MAMA TALKIN' TO ME GONNA TELL ME HOW TO LIVE
BUT I DON'T LISTEN TO HER CAUSE MY HEAD IS LIKE A SIEVE
MY FATHER HE DISOWNED ME CAUSE I WEAR MY SISTER'S CLOTHES
HE CAUGHT ME IN THE BATHROOM WITH A PAIR'A PANTYHOSE

Image, fantasy creatures , test your might. Test your might. Test your might. 

today, elf soulknife vs dwarf or duergar monk.

I dunno, I'm not completely convinced Vlaakith CLVII would be a better house speaker than Joseph "Sepp" Dietrich or Kevin McCarthy

Heading home, gonna make tofu jigae or something. Met some people, played a couple new games, gonna count that a win.

On the train waiting to get underway, listening to Modest Mouse of course. And we say we’re in love with all of it! And we say we’re in love with everything! And we LIE. Love to lie.

Pixar’s FARTS. The touching story of a young girl who’s just eaten a batch of refried beans, eggs and broccoli. Like she’s just moved to a new school and she’s having problems fitting in cause she keeps cutting big beefy ones, and the other kids keep making fun of that BUT DEEP INSIDE HER COLON anthropomorphic farts hate arguing about

Oh no “I Love Rock n Roll” is on the radio and I’m still at work where I can’t make fart noises with my hands at the appropriate point

I really don’t get it. D&D sells thanks to goodwill; people who liked third party content will eagerly buy official stuff, people who fell in love with D&D decades ago will buy the latest edition stuff. Why would Hasbro grab for more control and lose such a source of income?

NIGHT of the LIVING CUSTOMERS Who BELIEVED They Could MIRACULOUSLY GET INVENTORY IN STOCK by CALLING ABOUT IT AGAIN

I’m tired of living in a bright future for someone else, I’m tired of being a minor character in my own story, I’m tired of my ethnicity not counting, and I’m VERY very tired of bichon frise barking.

This is just a bad day as far as calls, customers showing up suddenly wanting orders not previously called in, and just the overall feeling of no real future.

Queen on the radio, are you ready kids? I can’t heeeeeear you 

YOU GOT MUD ON YOUR FACE
BIG DISGRACE
KICKING YOUR CAN ALL OVER THE PLACE
singing SPONGEBOB SPONGEBOB SQUAREPANTS
SPONGEBOB SPONGEBOB SQUAREPANTS

Oh boy small dog barking, just what I need to make my morning complete (after we got real busy while everyone else not working in the yard was in a vital phone meeting with our new owners).

G-d I hate talk shows. Fortunately coworker was okay with the request “may we switch to a station with more music?”

Asked for half the day off tomorrow, but tomorrow’s supposed to be busy so my boss asked me to wait on an answer. Waiting.

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