Rain Dog @Leucrotta@awoo.space

@noelle a friend actually *is* currently sewing accurate medieval European braes so reading the phrase "period underwear" had me very confused for a moment there

meat eatin' orchids forgive no-one just yet
cut my hands on angel hair and baby's breath
broken hymen of your highness I'm turned black
throw down your umbilical noose so I can climb right back
HEY
WAIT
I GOT A NEW COMPLAINT
forever in debt to your priceless advice
* presses face right up against the camera *

EIGHT SECRET SOCIETIES YOU MIGHT NOT KNOW ABOUT

* the Brotherhood of the Blatantly Obvious Handshake
* the Loyal Order of Water Bears
* the Society of the Analog Future
* the Knights of the Everyday Very Well Known Shrine
* the Society of the Open Palm Fist
* Big Bo DeBois and His Dixieland Slingers, who registered as a secret society by mistake

insomnia for whatever anxious reasons.

Paul Mua'dib, the Lisan Al-Gaib, can see all possible paths of the future and back through genetic history, but can he see why kids love Cinnamon Toast Crunch?

"Dude, 'cause it's fantastic if you're folding space."

#drawings today, elf barbarian with sickle-sword vs dwarf with spiked armor, and a human horse barbarian with javelins and bartered/plundered armor.

so is showing a photo of NYC, rather than say DFW/St. Louis/etc, with the caption "people who live here like to lecture you about the environment" merely a "most recognizable city" thing, is it an anti-semitic dog whistle, or is it actually an anti-Black dog whistle or something?

Tweeted at Ben Shapiro that I was ashamed to share an ethnicity with a lying Nazi collaborator sack of shit. The only reason it feels at all bad is fear of bullying, such people are incapable of changing their minds.

Israelis ardently support Likud, Americans support Republicans, etc, but Tories seem to exist *without* support from average Brits who apparently like living in a complete disaster. Am I just missing that chunk of population, or is British political process that truly fucked up?

oh no I have busted ass on looking for work today and consequently am pretty much not interested in moving/getting healthy sunlight/cooking/being not a complete lump.

YES I KNOW MY ENEMIES
THEY'RE THE TEACHERS WHO TAUGHT ME TO FIGHT ME!
COMPROMISE!
CONFORMITY!
ASSIMILATION!
SUBMISSION!
IGNORANCE!
HYPOCRISY!
BRUTALITY!
THE ELITE!
#ungh #SHIT!

"Our clients are an international supplier working with what Seattle is best known for..."

oooh I know seasonal affective disorder!

gentrification?

everything closing at 1900 at latest?
* cranks Nirvana *

don't let money be an obstacle to playing Pathfinder 2e! For only $50 - less if you find a used copy - not only do you get a combination players' and game master reference, but you also get a GIANT TOME you can use as a paperwork or spend one action to use it to improve your AC!

something something insomnia something

home, home again
I like to be here when I can
when I come home, cold and tired
it's good to warm my bones besides the fire
far away, across the fields
the tolling of the iron bells
calls the faithful to their knees
to hear the softly spoken magic spells.

no, *you're* stoned and listening to Howard Shore as a break between Zeppelin tracks. and then "Time" since it's my favorite Floyd track and I've never actually listened to it while baked.

hypothetical; you, as the DM playing Strahd von Zarovich, wish to vel... I mean welcome the PCs to Castle Ravenloft. You want to avoid the Toccata and Fugue in D Minor because it's too predictable. What do you choose instead?

do NOT comment "the little children of the night, what sweet music they make. Of course, one who was not a hunter would not understand" on all the Bach organ fugues

I run through the world thinkin’’bout tomorrow, thinkin’’bout tomorrow, thinkin’’bout tomorrow!
I am smelling like a rose that somebody gave me on my birthday deathbed!
I am smelling like a rose that somebody gave me ‘cause I’m dead and bloated!

I wasn’t clever enough to avoid staying for dinner so the usual; it’s taking forever, they’re snappish at each other and presumably there’s a chance she’ll snap at me (when you’re a kid you don’t know that your failure to hop to it in just the right way isn’t an innate moral failing). I feel very stuck, trapped and treading water.