Rain Dog @Leucrotta@awoo.space

They fold space through massive bong rips! I’m not sure why this requires big PVC coats. So now the Emperor is explaining his diabolical plot and the third stage navigator is like whoooooaa yeah what you said dude think Space Jack in the Box is open?

The beginning is a very delicate time. Oh yes the Spice exists on only one planet. Hidden away are a people known as the Fremen who have the universe’s least specific prophecy that a man would come.

Oh yeah DUNE! Based on the book by Frank Herbert based on the 1916 Arab Revolt! We start off with 30 minutes of unavoidable cut scene!

The Room with Tommy Wiseau, who’s dressed like someone LARPing a Ventrue except not acting as convincingly

Oh no I don’t want to rewatch The Room I want to watch something better like Van Helsing or Underworld Rise of the Lycans

look at this thing, it’s the size of a paperback copy of the Silmarilion or Dune #ThatsNoMoon

The badorger! It’s a bagel around a doughnut around a hamburger patty!

and I remember she used to fall down a lot
that girl was always falling again and again
and I used to sometimes try to catch her
but never even caught her name
#SongLyrics

"Tupolyov, vuisokmyernii osyol. Tui NAS ubiralimsya!"
#MovieQuote #SubmarineMovies

"vui buditye Ordera Lyenina poluchit' za etom, tovarisch kapitan."

"kapitan draetyes Amerikantsii!"
"URRAH!"
#MovieQuote #SubmarineMovies

"kholodnaya utra, tovarish kapitan."
"DA. KHOLODNAYA. I KRUTNAYA."
"pora plivaetyem, tovarish kapitan."
"DA. PORA."

#moviequote from memory

#drawing today, adventurer with real tight pants, cut and thrust sword, and awesome boots surprised by a small horde of zombies. #uhhhh #uuuuh #braaains

'tis the same old theme since 1916, ye thievin' little bastards be after me Lucky Chairms!

Not hot, just a weird D&D take; although I obviously love art by greats like Tony Diterlizzi, Larry Elmore, Brom, Wayne Reynolds, Eva Widermann and many more, I still think 4e was the best edition art-wise partly thanks to the work of Francis Tsai and William O’Connor, who sadly passed away before they could make 5e awesomer.

There’s an East African monster which has nine buttocks. This has nothing to do with anything else it does (lures children to eat with light from its mouth, standard “don’t run off!” folklore). Just at some point some storyteller thought nine buttocks was hilarious and it stuck.

Would you believe that’s actually a subtweet?

fuck yes new music! I got "Head of NASA and the Two Amish Boys," "Seventeen Seconds" and the best Meat Puppets track *and* the best country song ever!

Only one #drawing today, dwarves charge out of their mountain stronghold against their besiegers.