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Images, fantasy creatures, mild violence 

today. Heavily armored duergar troops push through a kobold held tunnel in the Underdark; two knights charge against each other in a field of some sort.

coyote sing along hour 

I live cement
I HATE THIS STREET!
Give dirt to me
I bite lament!
This human form
Where I was born
I now repent.

coyote sing along hour 

Forge my armor in the old fire,
My spirit sings loud and clear.
Even in HERE.
I will be reborn, someday, someday.
Some bright day.

Today’s successful strandhoegg on Powell’s City of Books.

*swivels in chair*
*admiral ackbar voice*
it's crap!

Going to Powell’s brought up a batch of memories (2010-2013ish I wanted to move to Portland, 2012-14ish my group of friends played through a big chunk of Rise of the Runelords before we went all over) and one bad association (ethnic stuff gets damn dark in places).

Don’t! Stand so close to me! *bounces on toes*

Savin’ the known universe by exchanging meaningful bro glances while riding sandworms.

cheeeeeez-WHIZ!

Chani! If I don’t do a crapton of acid right in the middle of the playa my dreams are dead! Here, tie me up with this bunji cord, that ought to help me metabolize all of it.

Uhhh why does the evil accordion control the sauna? Why does the Baron squeeze Rabban’s cheeks when they’re not that cute, it’s real condescending and Rabban’s trying to eat lengua?

Paul maybe now’s not the time to obsess about how you can smell the really good chronic.

“What do you call the mouse shadow in the second moon?”
“We usually call it the mouse shadow in the second moon.”

Who the hell stabs a kender? Oh right an evil dentist. Also how oral surgery doesn’t work. Also maybe running around with firearms in no orderly fashion will prove effective against people marching real slowly who you can’t actually shoot because of their shields.

Then Paul gets real hotboxed. Then he gets hotboxed while eating some really nice date mahmoul. Oh yeah also an assassination attempt.

“I am the Hasselhoff Burrfoot, the houssssssekeeper.”
Standard comment here about how she didn’t bring any more towels

In the future all in flight movies are “Romancing the Stone.” Meanwhile the Navigator gets real baked and sneezes out an Einstein-Rosen Bridge. Also the future uses a lot of hair gel.

Oh YEAH Piter takes the evil tram to see the Baron at the evil dermatologist with his evil phrenology assistants

“Feyd…” slut!
“… Rabban…” asshole!
“… go quietly!”

Stop! I hold at your gums the gum jabber! Ow!

“What’s in the box?”
“Pain.”
“You bring me the best presents granmere!”

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