Rain Dog @Leucrotta@awoo.space

some of those who work forces
are the same that burn crosses
some of those who burn crosses
are the same who hold office!

combining expressions for something awesome to yield “the tits’ meow.”

I’ve been thinking about self growth and accomplishments. It’s that easy to say that instead of becoming a scientist, artist or parent I pulled myself out of being a complete train wreck (with luck and friends) that I’ve done nothing with my overlong life. But when I think about establishing more helpful self worth (and surviving) as activities, activities take time and effort. I have to believe my ability to help others related to not being completely miserable, is a worthwhile accomplishment.

Yesterday was St Patrick’s day and I forgot to wish @obscurestar@mastodon.social @obscurestar@beach.city

TOP O THE MORNIN TO YE!

Okay made it to the Vancouver Les Schwab. Hopefully this is a quick job to pull the screw and patch the hole and if so I can head north hopefully soon.

Rationally I know that any country’s just a big tangle of lies that prop up the rich, the police, and the right wing, it’s just still uncomfortable to have this constantly thrown in my face.

I’m so tired of sharing a country with people who are clearly Nazis in spirit even if not all of them have the tats to say it. Sadly my other options are Brexitland or Medinat shel Likud, so I may as well stay here helping pay for these bargain basement brownshirts.

like The Song of the Count, John Cougar Mellencamp's "Small Town" improves with a few conveniently timed censor beeps

https://ko-fi.com/C0C85TPG

I have a Ko-fi in case anyone would like to help me out. I just got a speeding ticket for doing 26 in a 20 zone, and I'm still trying to fight dental insurance reversing their approval 5 months after getting a tooth pulled, so I'm unlikely to win both.

so far I'm not digging the cisnormativity but some of the aesthetics are VERY Eberron

tell me I shouldn't watch Robots (2005) with the intent of mining it for Warforged focused Eberron content

"I cannot read the fiery letters," said Frodo. "But I can" said Gandalf. "They are elvish but in the tongue of Mordor, which I shall not utter here. But this in the common tongue is what they say;

"just open up your Ring
and try it front to bum"

"It is part of a larger poem."

a panini press is when you slowly lift increasing numbers of sandwiches to build up your arms

"music maker man! Your beats are bad!"
"Yeah, they're BAD!"
"No. Not good bad. Bad bad!"
"Whatever."

THUMP ting ting
THUMP ting ting

between the times when the oceans drank Atlantis
and the rise of the sons of Arius
I Aku the shapechanging master of darkness unleashed an unspeakable evil
and unto this: Conan!
wielding a magic sword stepped forth to oppose me.
It is I his chronicler who alone can tell thee of his saga
now the fool seeks to return to the past
and undo the future that is Aku!

* puts on "Five Piece Chicken Dinner" *

hooooey

there's some mighty fine NOODLIN' down in th' CRICK

people come up to me and they try to talk shit maaaan
I was makin' records when you was suckin' y'mother's dick!

SUCKAS THEY BEEN THINKIN' THEY CAN TAKE OUT ADAM HOROWITZ!

he goes to sleep by FALLING DOWN ON HIS FACE!

saw a convertible drivin' by
loaded up a slingshot, let one fly