or I could eat this OATMEAL that expired in April 2022 in hopes of getting the complete ergot experience
everyone together please
For to see great Tom of Bedlam
Ten thousand miles I traveled
Mad Maudlin goes on dirty toes
for to save her shoes from gravel
still I sing bonny boys, bonny mad boys
Bedlam boys are bonny
coyote sing along hour
get a load of this crap!
I have here a sneaker that's tattered and torn
it's all full of holes and the laces are torn
but I wouldn't trade it for a big stack of porn!
I love it because it's trash!
Oh I love trash!
Anything battered or dingy or busted
Anything rotten or ragged or rusted
Yes I love trash!
how about this egregious bullshit?
I have here a newspaper seven months old
I wrap fish inside it, it's smelly and cold
all caps "humor," blatant medieval violence reference
*watching "Tod's Workshop" try to sell me roundels*
BALLOCK DAGGER!
MILORD, BUY YOURSELF A BALLOCK DAGGER!
TIS WHAT YE OF MOST NEEDE WHEN THOU NEED'ST TO PRICKE A BYCHE!
BAM! SLYPS RIGHT UNDER THE PAULDRON, IN THE ARM-PITTE
BY THE ROOD, TWILL DO YE A TREATE!
BALLOCK DAGGER!
re: In this house, the honest version, all caps
ULTIMATELY THE ANSWER TO A LOT OF ENERGY AND COMMUTING ISSUES IS NOT BICYCLES FOR RICH PEOPLE OR ELECTRIC VEHICLES FOR RICH PEOPLE BUT ROBUST AFFORDABLE OR FREE PUBLIC TRANSIT
In this house, the honest version, all caps
IN THIS HOUSE WE BELIEVE
FREE MARKET CAPITALISM IS A FLIMSY EXCUSE FOR FEUDALISM
BILLIONAIRES ARE INHERENTLY UNETHICAL AND NEED TO BE DESTROYED
ORGANIZED RELIGION IS LARGELY A PROFITEERING SCAM
RACISM IS 1 PART FEAR TO 4 PARTS PROFITEERING SCAM
GENDER IS 1 PART PERSONAL CHOICE AND 4 PARTS, YOU GUESSED IT, SOMEONE'S PROFITEERING SCAM
THERE'S ACTUALLY NOTHING WRONG WITH SEX (OR ASEXUALITY)
Image, fantasy creatures, eye contact
#drawing jackal anthros of some sort (tribal spearsman, wizard, and some portraits) from yesterday.
Slept somewhat near 4 hours, had at least two separate bad anxiety spikes, stomach upset and acid reflux; I must’ve coped with the mix of bad news less well than I thought. Coffee is helping me relax and feel sleepy but still hypervigilant. Listening to Schostakovich Sym 7 again which isn’t a good sign.
HIDARI (Pilot Film) - The Stop-Motion Samurai Film https://youtu.be/DpefYPLH67A via @YouTube
not my work, but this is just beautiful, and how it's all framed as the characters being puppets
Lots of random gunk, but some drawings and cooking talk too. Obsesses about DnD and related topics. Left-leaning/profoundly frustrated politics. Black lives matter; trans rights are human rights.
Occasionally NSFW art and discussion, please do follow if you're 18+.