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Circle of Spores druid turns out to do damage with spores and is not the peacenik psilocybin fueled subclass I was hoping for. There go my dreams of including the Holy Hacky Sack in my D&D games.

okay, *here's* the stress fueled crying jag. Was wondering when that was gonna show up. Gonna listen to "Bron Y Aur" and "That's the Way" and lean into it a little, as long as I have a little time before I have to head north.

A thing I've always wondered about AD&D;

"Accidental Death and Dismemberment" insurance. I'm curious whether a former actuary turned game designer decided this was a hilarious acronym for the variation of his game he wanted to push, and which featured a fair amount of accidental death and dismemberment.

Well, they fired me. Thankfully, they didn’t yell like I was afraid of. so now I just need to get through Seder at my parents’, then I can start working on whatever comes next.

Jimmy Olson sobbing as he sees a full page ad where Supes endorses a new food processor as “Superman’s Pal!”

Let’s see, I could wait for my coworker to show up and nag me, I’m looking forward to having an absolutely grim Seder, and I have thumbnails of shit like Monster Hunter Rangers and warlocks making pacts which I could work up, guess which is most appealing.

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today, a Path of the Zealot barbarian and a College of Glamour bard from 5e.

HOT D&D TAKE: the best D&D villain is actually Manshoon because it’s fun to say. Try it with me! ManSHOOOOOOn!

… it’s a cheap joke but someone had to use it.

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The obvious thing to come out of the D&D movie is Theyberchaud/Themberchaud pronouns for people whose gender is tubby dragon.

When it has been decided for me, that I am evil, stupid, disposable, or only a useful source of income, all I can really do is survive until I am somewhere where I am not viewed that way automatically.

aww sadly this "Drums of Midgard" track is just horn and people galdering, and not in fact "When the trolls break in/how you gonna go/shot down on the pavement or waiting in death row/you can crush us, you can bruise us, but you'll have to answer to/aaaaaa, the drums of Midgard."

"Dammsugare! Fora dammsugare!" I yell over the din of the meadhall, slamming my coffee cup against the table

today, a Path of the Zealot barbarian and a College of Glamour bard from 5e.

Oh, there’s more; earlier I was told that apartment X had been rented. Therefore, I was not to give keys to the new property manager. I got called by the guy who owns the property company who harangued me about how we were going behind his back and I needed to bring the key over to the new property manager, despite that meaning that I was ordered offsite and I had been ordered by my boss to remain within the office to field phones. I did give them their keys.

Actually open question; I’m thinking of actually giving notice for once, should I do so, or should I wait for them to lose their tempers at me and fire me while trying to make me feel terrible that it was somehow my mistake?

You treating me like a fuck up would not actually fix problems if I had fucked up. It certainly doesn’t fix problems you invented through your piss poor communications.

I have had it up to here with adults with unquestionable power, who feel that they can go off on me because I have “messed up“ when they did not actually provide adequate or in this case any previous direction. Do they think this is something I haven’t experienced hundreds of times before? and I didn’t like it any of those hundreds of times either.

Asking for a reality check, please.

My workplace recently hired a property manager who is supposed to be taking over most duties. Earlier I’d compiled a list of tenants, their lease information and contact information. As part of sending nastygrams about the laundry room at one property, the new property manager requested a list of tenants there; then requested an listing for all properties. So I provided that information, and that’s what I got harangued about.

Was that actually my mistake?

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