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Okay I might be slightly buzzed if my response to “another margarita, Senor?” is “no, спасибо!”

Okay, it turns out the downside of launching into a huge strawberry margarita on an empty stomach after a 9 mile hike is actually brain freeze

HOW TO MAKE ANY DARK SUN™️ NONHUMAN;
* hunched shoulders, really big fangs, big arms or forelegs
* at least one horn
* name sounds brutal, tough, might actually mean something in a different language (“vostoks are pack predators”)
* give it DARK SUN™️ treasure

I just got result 'Tabaxi druid' on quiz 'What is your Dungeons & Dragons race and class?'. What will you get? uquiz.com/quiz/Vff1SJ?p=307676 via @uquiz

caaaaat. I'm a big stupid caaaaat. I've got tufts on my eeeeears. Eeeeears. Caaaaat.

have they gotten to the part in the coronation yet where the cloaked tech-priests plug in his cuirass or are they still armoring his legs

Mnn. Ratatat is a way better fit for my current mood than Red Eyed Hyena.

@kurgarru and anyone else interested; hyena-themed Ukranian stoner/sludge.

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Star Trek III: The Search for Spock - Stealing The Enterprise youtu.be/aEmAi8Yp-A0 via @YouTube

warning, James Horner minor key horn leitmotif initiated. Warning, James Horner minor key horn leitmotif engaged. Warning.

A weird thing about D&D is I parsed “Szass Tam” as having a Slavic styled consonant, SCZass. So I’d assumed the z was something similar for Fzoul Chembryl. But it turns out not to be quite so complex which tbh is a little sad.

Then they claimed to be Trandoshan fictivekin and they ate ALL the bagels

oorgh, tonight was NOT a good sleep night - I was able to get back to sleep but one of those nights when suddenly waking up thanks to little muscle spasms are how I know I was asleep

since it's tomorrow it's time to rehash the joke;

"Cinco de Mayo" is not actually about filling the sink with mayonnaise. That holiday is actually "Lavabo del Mayonesa" and it's sometime in October.

today, evil cleric finds his way blocked by a monk, the guardian of the sacred stones.

Rain Dog boosted

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today, a trio of mages are surrounded by snow kobolds! Pathfinder obsessing rather than D&D!

uspol adjacent - - - 

not to anyone here but; you play banjo real well and reminded me of home, it's a real pity you're just another fash white supremacist traitor to this country. I have NO use for shit like you.

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today, a trio of mages are surrounded by snow kobolds! Pathfinder obsessing rather than D&D!

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