Rain Dog @Leucrotta@awoo.space

let's listen to Tori, that's SURE to help with everything right?

hair is gray and the fires are burning,
so many dreams on the shelf.
you say, I wanted you to be proud
I always wanted that myself.

okay updated my policy to include roadside assistance and paid in full. That's basically the last chore thing I have to do tonight, and my emotions are now really wobbly.

Cw, potato eye contact

I think the mood crash might be poor blood sugar and indoors so I’m running with the urge to get Wienerschnitzel and hang out in a park to read some.

I think a skirmish game based on precolumbian Mexico would be really neat, because you'd have to balance the victory condition of capturing opponents versus the tactical need to kill opponents outright; technically the player who holds the field might NOT be the actual victor.

CHEWBACCA!
grraaa wrrrgh rrrrgh
CHEWIE!
ggrraaa rrrragh wrrraghh
CHEWBACCA!
mwraaagh rrrgh graa graaa
CHEWIE!
rrraaaaagh
(Chewie is that you?)
OHHHHHH WHATTA WOOKIEE!
#SongLyrics

Starting to feel some of holding it together in a world which IS actually hostile is to remember that being here now isn’t that terrible. Maybe it’s bad, maybe I’m spending most of my life as a method for rich people to transfer money to each other while they work to ensure environmental and spiritual devastation, but *right now* is probably not a catastrophe any more than a good moment is likely to be the best moment of my life.

once again, clean Oglaf strips COMPLETELY play to my D&D nerdiness.

https://www.oglaf.com/pitiless/

COME ON OVER AND DO THE TWIST, AAAAHAAA
OVERDO IT AND HAVE A FIT, AAAAHAAA
LOVE YOU SO MUCH IT MAKES ME SICK, AAAAHAAA
COME ON OVER AND DO THE TWIST, AAAAHAA
BEEP BEEP I'M A SHEEP (beat it! beat it!)

WELL HE NEVER BLEEDS
AND HE NEVER FUCKS
AND HE NEVER LEAVES
CAUSE HE'S GOT BAD LUCK
AND HE NEVER READS
AND HE NEVER RUCKS
AND HE NEVER BLEEDS
CAUSE HE'S GOT BAD LUCK YEAHHHH
I'M A STAIN!
I'M A STAIN!
I'M A STAIN!
I'M A STAIN!
INSTRUMENTAL!

take a step outside the planet
you turn around and around
now take a look at where you are
it's pretty scary

too late at night to bounce up and down in place while playing Devo

*deadpan voice*
your love gives me such a thrill
but your love won't pay my bills
I want MONEY
that's what I want.
that's what I want.
That's what I want.
*beep! beep! beep! beep!*

Okay it turns out the OTHER downside of launching into a huge strawberry margarita on an empty stomach etc etc is epic heartburn

hardcore Thomas the Tank Engine fans, or “tankies”

Cracker Barrel adjacent. Cracker Barrel compatible. The Expanded Cracker Barrel Cinematic Universe.

“At the State Opening of Parliament in 1845, …the crown … fell off the cushion and broke. Victoria wrote in her diary, "it was all crushed and squashed like a pudding that had sat down". This is the most English statement I’ve read in weeks which included Salute & Warhammer World.

You only realize how honkin’ huge the crown while seeing it in situ on Charles’ head. This isn’t like a simple grim iron band or the Cap of Monomakh, it’s a ginormous froofy thing.

comparing THE HOT LIGHT IS ON at Krispy Kreme to watching macro herm skunks with a conveyor belt

How many office workers my age hike 9 miles without difficulty? *promptly whines about my ankles, knees and hips for the next 4 hours straight*

I jest, but my feet are really sore. I think today’s an object lesson in getting/finding real hiking boots.