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filk, theoretically humorous, all caps, medievalism 

THOU!
I WOULD FAIN TAKE THEE NIGH A GAYE BAR
I WOULD FAIN TAKE THEE NIGH A GAYE BAR
I WOULD FAIN TAKE THEE NIGH A GAYE BAR
GAYE BAR
GAYE BAR
I WICHT START A CRUSADE
START A KNIGHTLY CRUSADE
LET'S TAKE DAMIETTA
AT THE GAYE BAR
GAYE BAR
GAYE BAR

"what does your favorite Metallica song say about you?" oh you mean "fucking furry"?

not that it matters much because on a scale of 1-10, Metallica has a few songs which are 10s - but they're all at least 7.

Tell me I shouldn’t get a giant bowl of ramen just because the ramen shop is right there and also does really good agedashi tofu which is frankly my favorite Japanese food that is not a desert item.

my favorite Frank Miller comic, “I’m Naked and Fighting Ninjas.”

What I need to think about: this skill I’m trying to learn in and out

What I am thinking about; it makes sense Steve Rogers is a Captain. They want to give him autonomy to command up to a company if need be but they want to keep him out of anything political or playing for career advancement

No, I’m not a terrible person. No, I’m not necessarily about to be attacked for being a terrible person or just because I’m around. I’m just stuck in one place for a while, slept weird last night and it’s hot today.

Telling myself that it'll be okay and most of why I am anxious is honestly just force of habit.

damn my jaw harp's gone missing and I can't make BOIIIING noises along with Iron Horse's cover of Enter Sandman

is it time for Metallica's AWESOMEST song? Yes, I think it is.

...I just successfully played air drums for all 7:26 worth of "One." Not necessarily ACCURATE air drums, but this gotta count for something. Where's my AD&D Player's Handbook?

coyote sing along hour, filk, puerile 

we all went down to Montauk
by the Lake Geneva shoreline
makin' fart noises with our armpits
we didn't have much time

*tries desperately to figure out a way to filk the lyrics "some furry with an XL Chance"*

More coloring today - lizardfolk monk drops low and blocks attack, leads into tail sweep.

More coloring today - a black backed jackal anthro in red latex skirt, a spotted hyena anthro in motorcycle jacket, boots and skirt.

Alan Silvestri soundtrack, movie quote, all caps, this again 

CAN'T YOU HEAR THE SCREAMING IN THE STREET? IT'S....

krrrsh DAKKA DAKKA DAKKA DAKKA

BLOCKWAR!

all caps Duneposting 

NOW THEY ARE READY TO FIGHT BUT IN ORDER TO LEAD THEM I MUST CONQUER THE WORM

CONQUER SHAI HULUD
* throws up the horns, headbangs to "Toto" *

sign of age I can't listen to the Animaniacs theme without following it up with the Batman the Animated Series theme

I fess up that I based my WtA character in part on one of my favorite Nirvana tracks, "Even in His Youth."

Something I HATE about Pathfinder; there’s a Hell worshipping country, Cheliax, home to an evil knightly order, Hellknights. You can play one of these dudes and in one adventure path you save Cheliax from goody goodies. I don’t usually do “no evil PCs” and as alignment gets shelved this becomes academic, but Lawful Evil is imho the nastiest alignment, way worse than NE or CE, and if you want to play something like THAT I don’t want to play D&D/Pathfinder with you.

what’s worse, “When Captain America drops his mighty pants/All those who oppose his pants must dance” or “When Captain America drops his mighty trou’/All those who oppose his trou’ must bow”?

Probably should have tasted this spicy vegan pad si-ew before eagerly shaking dried chilies on it but, let’s be honest; the chilies were right there.

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