Rain Dog @Leucrotta@awoo.space

The COPRO-LIGHT! Powerful new flashlight that looks like a poo! PROMOTED

Ah, excuse mon momentary absence! Poirot was, ow you say, prendre une enorme decharge? Laying pipe. Pinching a baguette.

“Seattle police task force invests wave of gun violence” let me guess y’all are going to need more money to change pretty much nothing.

Horny Man™️ frozen dinner! Tastes like ASS!

“Journey Into Lutefisk” med Thor!

The traditional English take on warfare, in which the parts they weren’t winning are somehow of no historical interest.

that last post connects to thinking about religions;

Christianity has all the answers. Usually they're about obeying someone more powerful than you, and by sheer chance they're always provided by someone more powerful.

In Judaism, the answer is always about love and compassion if you ever want something which resonates more than "we've always done it this way."

In Buddhism, there *are* no fixed answers, and that's okay; the only reason it wouldn't be okay is you really want a fixed answer.

the opposite of recontextualizing Chelm stories to be Zen parables is recontextualizing Zen parables as Chelm stories;

for instance, the learned man of Chelm who overhears two rabbis arguing about the objective existence of a big stone. One says "clearly, this is held in your mind," and the guy gets such a headache from having such a huge stone in his head that he has to lie down. When he wakes up from his nap, he doesn't have a headache and can't find the stone where it must have rolled out of his ears or mouth, so he concludes that life truly *is* a dream.

great I went from "Veruca Salt is making me want cigs" to "Veruca Salt is making me sad"

This Veruca Salt cover had me craving American Spirits so I thought, hey, know what's as disgusting as cigs that I like about as much? And then I thought, hey, I should check if they're still open. *klik*

And you're kidding me, Krispy Kreme closes at 8?

laaaaaame

the alternate universe in which Kudt transitions and plays acoustic guitar instead

today's thing you can sing in "My Sharona" is "Hugo Weaving"

THUMP tink tink
THUMP tink tink
between the times when the oceans drank Atlantis
and the rise of the sons of Arius
there was an age undreamed of
and unto this, Conan!
destined to bear the jeweled crown of Aquilonia upon a troubled brow
it is I, his sagaler who alone can tell thee of his chronic
let me tell you of the days of high adventure!

my gender is

* looks up, eyes reflecting green in the dim evening light, blood matted muzzle pulled back to bare shockingly white canines, ears folded back *
* in a low throaty growl *

RUN.

... naw just kidding I present as really conventional cis-male.

#drawings today, a ghoul lord’s pleasure boat somewhere in the Underdark, and more of the small D&D characters - druids and one of the monks.

when suddenly, out from the hills, rode the ENTIRE OGLALA NATION. And baby, they was open for business! #MovieQuote #CorrectedSlur

Okay there were some details of my current temp job that *didn’t* stick from training, thus I’ve been readjusting to include that material and referencing everything I can get at; there’s still part of me feels I’m as dumb as a post AND that I’m about to be yelled at or fired for being innately inept. These aren’t useful feelings.

… similarly there’s this funeral services thing that sponsors/is mentioned on the dance music station and offers eco friendly burial practices and my brain always fills in “like being skeletonized by dermestid beetle larvae.”

Featuring family friendly activities like squid jigging! * hands child an upset Humboldt squid *

IIIIIIIII
CAN'T STAND IT
I KNOW Y'PLANNED IT
I'MA SET STRAIGHT THIS WATERGATE!
CAUSE I CAN'T STAND ROCKIN' WHILE I'M IN HERE!
CAUSE Y'CRYSTAL BALL AIN'T SO CRYSTAL CLEAR!
SO WHILE YOU SIT AND WONDER WHY
I GOT THIS FUCKIN' THORN IN MY SIDE?