Rain Dog @Leucrotta@awoo.space

WHEN DID AMERICANS LOSE THEIR ENGLISH ACCENTS

*horrible fake Manc accent*
well in my case we're looking at when I was around 2 or so m8

[context; I was born in Manchester, but my folks as Americans lost their jobs during cutbacks first and returned to the USA before I could speak]

Short nap then HORRIBLE GERMAN DRINK

Okay parents visited. One more stop and then back to my place to drink red wine and Coke, watch videos about hobbies I can’t afford, and be flat on my ass.

Patriotism wise I alternate between “this is my community writ large and I want it to prosper and be well regarded, and also my [sting of identifiers] ass belongs here just fine, so I’m the real patriot not these right wing fucks,” and “death to Amerikkka.”

Something that gets me about the Grimace Shake is that all McDonald’s characters are supposed to be food items right? So weren’t all shakes always technically the Grimace Shake or is this actually the True Shake where the false Shake shall surely take life from thee, or w/e?

Today’s BIG BLOWOUT USA drawing! Hoooooaaaahh!

It’s amazing how much you gave a shit about non neurotypical kids you worked with and me, I was just stupid, obstinate, and innately lazy and foul tempered, that it, Mom? I’m getting you right, here?

My idea is to make Valentine’s Day the fireworks holiday and make Independence Day the candy and hearts holiday, thus setting fireworks off in rainy season, offering distributors a chance to ship fireworks for more than just lunar new year, and turning July 4 into more of a hippie love fest.

happy crying bald eagle with ARs day!

Here, There And Everywhere (2022 Mix) https://youtu.be/vs7U4xfkAfI via @YouTube

Sir Paul wrote it about a girl because he's Sir Paul so of course he did, but to me it's not about a girl, it's about a place. For all I know that place hasn't really existed since 1999. A lifetime ago for some people and heck, for me.

dear offshore recruiters, please don't fucking call me before 0700 or after 2300.

This cements my prejudices that 1) your lack of knowledge of time, distance or my actual skills means you don't really have a job, or you don't have one which is feasible for me, and 2) your sheer lack of boundaries suggests working for you would be sheer hell, and/or I don't want to make money for you.

MY DADDY HE DISOWNED ME CAUSE I WEAR MY SISTER'S CLOTHES
HE CAUGHT ME IN THE BATHROOM WITH A PAIR'A PANTYHOSE!

it's a sign of my old age that I describe some of my musical tastes as "hey man, what're you trying to do to my new record, I just bought it," which is wild since Earache My Eye is not itself stoner rock

yes, I'm listening to Bog Wizard

yes, they're fucking brilliant

yes, I want to run Dungeon World, why?

"charge," thank you, autocorrect

#drawings today, duergar charade out to surprise some adventurers trying to figure out an old door, and a batch of ghouls with a ghoul-hound. There’s nudity and ghoul goolies so y’all are warned.

AH KNOW KARATE, VOODOO TOO!
AH’M GONNA MAKE MAHSELF AVAILABLE TO YOU!
AH DON’T NEED NO MAKEUP, AH GOT REAL SCARS!
AH GOT HAIR ON MAH CHEST,
AH LOOK GOOD WITHOUT A SHIRT

AH’M GONNA DRIVE ALL NIGHT, GET SOME SPEED!
AH’M GONNA WAIT FOR THE SUN T’SHINE DOWN ON ME!

Also; I had blood relatives who went in those camps. I had a blood relative who as a medic was one of the first Americans in. I’ve met survivors. I had a German friend whose grandfather was made to see the camps late in the war; Peter himself had visited Auschwitz.

You say the Shoah never happened? Yeah, you BETTER do it where I can’t get in a good swing at you, you ruptured colostomy bag.

Okay I am now trying to be banned from Twitter apparently. I said directly at the scion of the master race;

“Apparently it’s comedy to badmouth a marginalized group and deny unquestionable FACTS about what happened to said group?

“You’re supporting bigotry and it WILL get someone killed. It is very hard for me to think your actions here are unintentional but; please do better, sir.”

Okay I think I’m done with the super long serialized-while-posting-receivables journal entry. Oofgh it’s been a fucking month hasn’t it?