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oh, you see a faded sign at the edge of the road which reads FIFTEEN MILES TO THE LOOOOOOOVE SHACK

literally, like they spell out LOOOOOOOVE with 7 Os.

"the biggest ancient city you've never heard of is in Illinois" look if it weren't for Chicago and maybe Lincoln, would you even know about ANY place in Illinois? It's Illinois.

frankly AI bros are as gross as fundamentalists or landlords and fall into the same category of "folks who are so smugly self-righteous about turning the entire world to shit when it really doesn't need to be, that they really need to be punched by folks."

political rant 

I reiterate my opinion that a Jewish Republican is a traitor to our people as well as to our country, and to our planet. A collaborator with legit Nazis.

for a reason this particularly negative opinion happens to align with my opinion that Twitter on mobile is nigh unusable now.

re Aliens soundtrack, yelling 

DAKKA DAKKA DAKKA DAKKA

You want some of this huh? You want some minor key horns?

* minor key leitmotif intensifies *

How bout you, you want more dramatic strings? How bout weaving in leitmotifs from earlier with percussion rising to a crescendo? Huh? AAAAAGH AGH NNNGH!

I reiterate how much I hate HATE hate equal opportunity surveys. Why do you need that information? My forearm tattoo gets both a triangle and a Z, thanks.

am I going to the NAACP membership conference in uh, Boston?

Um no. I do not have the money to travel much, certainly not to Boston, and not to be rude, but I thought the reason we HAD an NAACP involved most members are not really rolling in money the way the fucking enemy is?

"Status?"
"We are cloaked. Federation ship approaching. Range, 10000 kallikams."

Coming around for a 049. Where's the damn beacon? Oh. I see it.

* promptly needs to take a few minutes away from Aliens to listen to the awesome James Horner Klingon tracks from STIII *

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We're in the pipe, five by five. Looks like we're in for some chop.

listening to the Aliens soundtrack to help push through some weekend job hunting

Randy's All Stars cover of Batman, drug reference 

duuude, quick, to the Batbong

for some massive Batrips

and maybe later we can, like, get Bat-ritos

my city needs me

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I swear my decision to make Chinese stuff as breakfast/lunch was not prompted by some pissant little rich yankee bigot, but because I got a windfall of baby bok choy

classical music, yelling in all caps, excitement 

Le sacre du printemps (The Rite of Spring) , Part II: Glorification of t... youtu.be/N5ZFsWceg9w via @YouTube

YES!

THE BEST PART WITH THE ALLOSAURUS!

* holds elbows to chest, cants wrists with thumb and first two fingers out, stands on tiptoe *

SKREEEEEEEEE

let's listen to The Nutcracker Suite in the middle of summer, hell why not

someone needs to punch that dude repeatedly until he starts saying more intelligent things, like "ow" for instance

more effective, someone needs to make sure that fucker can't be elected where he can harm people.

another thing you can sing to the tune of "My Sharona" is "Leyendecker"

remember when drawing Batman to use a softer line to emphasize the rounded forms of the lush, full buttocks which the character's known for

criminals are a cowardly and superstitious lot, and I must strike booty into their hearts

re movies that didn't age well 

true story; the part of Zootopia where the police chief comes out with "the world has always been broken. That's why we need good cops," comes so close to talking about tikkun olam that it could have been something my Grampa said, and as such, it hit *hard*. It still kinda does.

Admittedly, of course, the NYPD are completely opposite to what I think my grandfather was hoping to do while there, and the police chief in the movie is a complete turd.

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