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re: making fun of James Horner soundtracks again? 

oh yeah full power has been restored to the warp engines so Vasquez and the rest of the Marines can escape

uh, why are we suddenly in "Til Eulenspiegels Lustige Streiche"?

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making fun of James Horner soundtracks again? 

uh-oh, given the musical cues in this part of the Willow soundtrack I can only conclude that Mad Mardigan has entered the Mutara Nebula and all the sensors are down

and right when the Teutonic Knights from Alexander Nevsky show up, too, sheesh

stuff I'm sad about today includes kittens, how I'm never going to get to another out of state convention, cute stuffed animals, the way we seem to not be able to avoid a huge extinction event, how the 90s are over, a couple of friends being dead, Leonard Nimoy being dead, etc.

ph - 

feeling sick right now so sadly the hoped for visit to Barnes & Noble for air conditioning and looking at hobby magazines has been tabled in favor of feeling weepy, trying to draw and running back and forth to the bathroom

Okay, do other folks parse a mandatory field for when you graduated college as basically ageism?

oh no it's a punk/heavy cover of "Toxic," literally one of the catchiest songs ever

fine I'll play it again

and again

and again

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🦈 BREAKING: Brazilian authorities make a jaw-dropping seizure of 28 TONS of illegally obtained shark fins! 😱Join the call to ban the shark fin trade once and for all.
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oh no I discovered Dog Park Dissidents after listening to Bikini Kill and Against Me and now I want to throw heavy objects, which is sadly not really an option

coyote sing along hour 

oh you should have been a mother
you should have been a wife
you should have been gone from here long ago
you should be living a different life

weapons grade political adjacent bitterness 

I'm sure as soon as there's a way to blame Chinese people, Queers, or Jews, most Americans will FLOCK to the idea that climate change is a very real threat.

I really need to rewatch Raiders and try to analyze the hell out of it. Getting pulled into watching clips I'm struck by little things - camera or characters constantly moving, very intentional inclusion of music - which make informational, "talky" scenes (map room, Indy meets Army Intelligence, Indy talks to Sallah about the German dig) feel exciting and active.

Rain Dog boosted

today, adventurers sneak up on some sort of theropod in a river. Eye contact, implied harm towards giant reptile. More of trying for simpler/cartoonier eyes with distance.

mh - 

It feels sort of unfair that having largely gotten past crushing self hate, it turns out the self hate was a coping mechanism which included a fair amount of distraction, and consequently everything seems utterly bleak and the walls are closing in, in part because the self-hate limited my ability to accumulate money, etc etc etc.

today, adventurers sneak up on some sort of theropod in a river. Eye contact, implied harm towards giant reptile. More of trying for simpler/cartoonier eyes with distance.

"I thought you were, like, invulnerable?"
"I was. I'm not anymore."

abashed the devil stood and saw how awful goodness felt

how awful goodness felt

Musk, gross body “humor” 

The new version of a Tweet is called a Xit, because when you open your Xits they are full of revolting goo.

Tickle Me Elminster, the Sesame Realms crossover we were all waiting for from WotC

My new D&D character specializes in hepatomancy. Lest you think that’s limited to divination I assure you the field includes lots of useful spells like Mage Liver, Bigby’s Lashing Liver and of course Liverbolt.

Currently grabbing a walk while it’s not cloudless 80 degree plus weather, lunch/not just a pastry can wait

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