Rain Dog @Leucrotta@awoo.space

THIS LITTLE CLAMPETT'S GOT HIS OWN CEMENT POND
THIS LITTLE CLAMPETT HE'S A MILLIONAIRE
THEN EVERYONE SAID CALIFORNEE
IS THE PLACE WHERE YOU OUGHTA BEEEEEEE
WE GOT TO LOAD UP
THIS HERE TRUCK NOW
WE GOT TO MOVE TO BEVERLEEEEEEEEEE

* spins poi frantically *

EVERYONE KNOWS
FUN RULES

this is literally the first time in years I've listened to Money for Nothing without it being either the Weird Al version or the 1200 Micrograms version

* listens for 4+ minutes before switching to the 1200 Micrograms version *

"White Lizzo" is trending over on birdsite and I'm afraid of the monumentally stupid takes I might find if I click on this one

whoa white Lizzo, bam ba lam?

(edit; I don't get how Ram Jam and Pearl Jam are completely unrelated bands)

Mark of Tzeench and his buddy, Fred of Slaanesh

Wow, how to make me not want the job within 2 minutes on site and before the interview.

#drawings today, two dragonborn adventurers fight a forest giant. And a little weirder, an aging wizard meets and takes possession of a fresh young clone body, vat-grown by the mind fla… uh, CEPHALOIDS. Includes eye contact, brains, implied mind transfer, etc.

I come home and the landlords have put a note on the door that Tuesday they're going to have people wander through to inspect balconies. Coming 5 days after they charged me $92.50 they FORGOT to tag on or tell me about back in July, this is a little raw, and if someone's starting a violent Marxist uprising, please let me know, because I can think of a property management company which I'd like to torch first.

The urge to say “headphones exist, USE THEM!” to the dude at the next table over and punctuate it with a generous spill of my coffee over his lap.

seriously thinking of posting a batch of old art and not just the joke stuff either, cause I kinda would like people to see that too.

ah yes, love that casual antisemitism so much

if it weren't completely ethically bankrupt I'd be a Kahanist by now.

Job hunting done. I feel like shit *but*, I feel like I put in for more jobs in slightly less time than I would have trying to clear through email, so that's a useful little bit of information. There's PROBABLY more responsible adulthood I need to do with no spoons because always there is, BUT it can wait till after I get stuff to cook with for a pagany thing.

yes I know, I'm a terrible person and you are of course superior to me. Tell me something I DON'T know, you goddamn ageist fucker.

they got the TV and we got the truth
they own the judges and we got the proof
we got hella people they got helicopters
they got the bombs and we got the
we got the

fine, it's time for "Hello Nasty," which I have to fess up is the Beasties' best album, right up there with Ill Communication and Check Your Head. *Maybe* better than To The Five Boroughs.

whoa black betty bam ba lam
whoa black betty bam ba lam
I should have been a pair of ragged claws
scuttling across the floors of silent seas
whoa black betty bam ba lam

really wish I could get my hands on more Col-Erase blue pencils, I probably need to order them, I really like how they look

alternate version of Indiana Jones and the Last Crusade in which Henry Sr. did, in fact, mail his Grail diary to the Marx Brothers. Assuming the actual Brothers and not their stage personae, there's a fair chance that they'd successfully sabotage the German war effort, though this assumes Chico doesn't completely spill the beans while trying to schtupp Ilsa.

*sigh* The secret to being successful is actually having enough money and power that everyone wants to play along. I'm sorry, I guess that means "confidence," the egomaniacal certainty that whatever you want is actually the right thing, or that G-d is personally on your side no matter what you do. Great, little job personality quiz thing. Just great.