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One relatively uncomfy dinner later I’ve discovered a song I want to revisit, a labor festival in England and I really REALLY want to visit Scotland at some point.

*desire to go home, eat a huge edible, shower, and listen to all of “Houses of the Holy” increasing pretty much by the minute*

Spotted hang gliders on the drive north this morning. They’re fairly low towards the tree line and bridge.

Things improved quite a bit but, I don’t need to be especially unhappy to still want to head home.

Some visits are better than others and this is shaping up to be one of the less stellar ones.

Эбвнной! Говно говно говно!

In fact a number of things lately have reminded me of how not fond I am of my father

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today, fairly rough, mostly done while my friends were swimming (I hadn’t thought to pack a suit).

today, fairly rough, mostly done while my friends were swimming (I hadn’t thought to pack a suit).

Lord of the Pants! Using musical numbers to tell the mythical story of how Irish people gave up wearing leine without Hose but the evil creation of Don Denim became turned to good.

*15’ of Tillamook factory later*

It’s Captain Solo! And he’s still vacuum packed in cheese! *jazz hands*

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What’s that girl? Timmy fell into the Cheddarmaster and is being flipped over and folded?

The Gray Line flag honors our brave IRS employees, who make sure we can have freeways and schools.

Do you think the con hotel pipes in a muzak version of the Deutschlandlied for the RNC? Where does everyone go as a default when you’re too rich to wind up at Denny’s?

I was gonna put on the all ska station, but we can’t pick it up here!

Subskeet/tangent; have you considered that given how much he goes on about his awesome boots and awesome coats and this scrawny babe he hooked up with at the club, Tom Bombadil is actually the Gothiest character in LotR despite how he's nowhere near tragic like Theoden or w/e?

Related; thanks to Mark Twain I assume “Peter Dinklage” is some sort of maritime reference. I’m not sure how much Dinklage a boat needs to operate nor why but I assume a Peter worth of it is about 5’4”.

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Brent Spiner, for when you really need your Brent spined. Don’t miss this amazing TV offer!

Meanwhile, happy Ukraine Independence Day to anyone celebrating!

Power breeds parasites, long live anarchy!

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