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coyote sing along hour, RAtM lyrics, all caps 

YOU CRAM YOUR CULTURE DOWN MY THROAT
SAY I'M INFERIOR WHEN YOU FIND THAT I CHOKE
YOU FILL ME UP WITH A FALSE SENSE OF HISTORY
AND THEN YOU WONDER WHY I HAVE NO IDENTITY?

"So you're him, huh? The avenger, the killer of killers. Nice outfit! Not so sure about the face though."

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"Each one of these is a life. A life YOU helped destroy."

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yep it's Crow-quotin' season again *

"Whatchoo all painted up for, crackhead? Halloween ain't till manana!"

* by which I mean "some trees have changed color and it's under 80 degrees again"

Jai guru deva om
Nothing’s gonna change my world,
Nothing’s gonna change my world.

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The thing where Sir Paul writes a song about a girl because he’s Sir Paul so of course it is, but I’m some variety of gray ace and associate The Beatles with Ann Arbor, so consequently for me the song’s about A^2, and I’m profoundly sad as a result. At least until the next Beatles song, etc.

Rain Dog boosted

coyote sing along hour 

DEAD I am the sky
watching angels die
as they slowly turn
conquering the worm
(love shack baby)
Huggin' and a-kissin'
dancin' and a lovin'
wearing next to nothin'
cause it's hot as an oven
the whole shack shimmies
the whole shack shimmies
the whole shack shimmy shimmy shimmy shimmies
DIG through the ditches and BURN through the witches
I SLAM in the back of my DRAGULA

Fuck yeah I got bonito flakes AND fried garlic!

re last boost;

en.wikipedia.org/wiki/D%C5%8Dj turns out the illustration is for a story which is really a weird key noh drama.

Weird open question; there’s been a couple of times in my life when D&D wasn’t cool but other TTRPGs (Twilight 2000, Shadowrun, White Wolf) were the awesome things you wanted to play.

Is that just some biased perception or did everyone else get that?

This big park borders on a little strip mall, and there’s a game store! So I asked about pricing and if paint’s $4.50-$8 a pot, and non-GW miniatures start at $6ish, maybe I COULD get back into painting minis after all. Still cheaper and more portable than model airplanes.

when the githyanki’s a 10 but she’s fanatically devoted to Vlaakith CLVII

My childhood didn’t have many bright spots but I definitely enjoyed some real privileges too. Now that I don’t feel I need to win the suffering Olympics - or even qualify- for my terrible experiences to be valid, I can acknowledge that I was luckier in some ways than kids from much better places.

oh yeah

it's time

first "Nightmare Before Christmas" song played this year. (Playing music from "The Crow" is not a Halloween thing. It's an I'm Aging And Not Gracefully thing.)

I wanna be your FISH LADDER
why don't you call my name

oh yeaaah! It's humid enough that I can successfully make fart noises with my hands during the appropriate part of "I Love Rock and Roll"

coyote sing along hour all caps 

ohhhh I'm SICK OF FRED AND ETHEL ALWAYS COMING OVER HERE
CAUSE FREDDY EATS OUR PRETZEL STICKS AND THEN HE SPILLS HIS BEER
WHY DON'T YOU SERVE YOUR CASSEROLE AND MAKE THEM DISAPPEAR, LUCY?

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hey ricky!
you always play your conga drums, you never treat me right
you wake up little ricky in the middle of the night
stop shakin' your maracas please I just turned out the lights, ricky!

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