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"at 3 am on a weekday while awake thanks to acid reflux" traditionally the best time to fairly evaluate one's worth as an artist and an increasingly older person in the face of an of-COURSE objectively viewed greater society and future.

Hey look someone posted Meet the Feebles to YT. I could rewatch Meet the Feebles for free!

“The blade glows whenever orcs are near. But in this campaign the character arc that splits off only really encounters one opponent who isn’t an orc, so it’s not very useful.”

MEANWHILE IN ROHAN

“Dude. Can MY sword glow if it’s around orcs?”
“No.”
“Well what about around wargs?”

*Hugo Weaving voice*

He raids my fridge, Gandalf. He raids my fridge, calls my sons Bro, and he hits on my daughter. Most of your halflings hadn’t been born the last time he washed his socks, Gandalf. I just CANNOT.

Today’s weird thought is wondering if a different editor would have turned down/sent back Fellowship of the Ring because the group goes from Rivendell to Moria to Lothlorien, and that’s two siegeproof musical elf sanctuaries with old wise leaders in really short order.

I revamped the tiger girl in yesterday’s and wanted to put all of yesterday’s stuff in the same post. CE nudity, eye contact.

Ushi-Tora. Do you want to hire me? As your bodyguard?

I get 5 ryo.

*scratches frantically behind ear*

Okay today’s tough enough I need the soundtrack for the best jidaigeki ever.

It’s wild that “Allstar” getting nigh constant airplay, and Shrek, are literally decades in the past.

coyote sing along hour 

and they're only gonna change this place
by killing everybody in the human race
and they would kill me for a cigarette
but I don't even want to die just yet

mh journaling 

Although I guess a silver lining as well as a down side of all this;

I'm NOT used to stepping back from anger because being angry (without being able to do anything about it) is uncomfortable (rather than because I want to avoid trouble).

Fortunately, I feel like personal growth - I finally have the adult voice I needed in childhood telling me I'm not an out of control monster, that I can actually be at fault in some ways without it being this complete condemnation of character, what's going on really IS upsetting/intended to upset - tells me I am emotionally capable of stepping away from anger, and that I'm worthy of not being enraged if I don't want to be.

I think I need to seriously work on getting my UK passport and/or getting a sidearm and a lockbox.

It’s like virtue signaling, only to the Totenkopf-Verbands.

Surf groups all have names like The Kaijus and do songs like Khornate Juggernaut

Wild how the movie “Gladiator” and Julius Fucik’s “Entrance of the Gladiators” were inspired by the same painting and yet that tune never shows up in that movie.

Oh no, you’re talking about a PILATES studio. This is the PIRATES studio, where we burn fat by leaping onto tables, and doing sweeping low line parries while flashing a rakish grin. Common misunderstanding.

oh yeah it’s my favorite Tom Waits song, “Üüuuuuh.“ Three minutes of Tom singing nothing but “Üüuuuuh” with industrial clanking noises. OH YEAAAH

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