Rain Dog @Leucrotta@awoo.space

hot take; the closest the WH40K universe gets to good guys are *orks*. Literally every other faction is racist AF and the Imperium in particular adds vivisection, brutal classism and backwards fundamentalism. Orks just want to hit you, preferably as loud/fast as possible, and take your stuff.

Before this evening I actually had no idea what Lloyd Kaufman actually looked like. Despite some distinct similarities and the last name, we are NOT actually blood relatives.

oh yeah the Magnificent Seven soundtrack! From the wild frontier days when cowboys could sell ANYTHING comes... BEEF! It's what's FOR DINNER! practically every note of this soundtrack drips BEEFY GOODNESS. wholesome AMERICAN SUET. YEEHAW! *whip crack*

worked on coloring three more #drawings but here's the only one that I got to a finished point.

Guess who just saw this AWESOME ImagineFX sketch collection for $30 AND really wants to drop money on really froo froo ramen? HINT: their temp job ended Friday so they need to carefully save money.

okay the "my weekend has vanished and I've accomplished nothing!" while I'm *working on stuff* is ridiculous and probably means I should eat real soon.

* puts on "Doc Ock is Born" from Spider-Man 2 *

CHRISTMASTIME! HEE HEE HEE HEE!

have you ever thought how the first Europeans who weren't familiar with corn reacted to their first corn shits?

presumably, similar to the first Tlingit and Haida who encountered Russians and tried out beets.

The other #drawing I finished coloring so far today! CW overt violence.

coloring a couple of #drawings today! Here's a single figure to start...

okay, I should NOT listen to "Sweet Transvestite" in public where I can't immediately sing along/vamp along to it

*sometime around 2000, in an office in LA*

"What if we rebooted 'Them'?"
"Pfft. Modern audiences are gonna yawn at giant ants."
"Okay, how about characters from 'Dracula' as vampire hunters?"
"Quincy Morris? Jonathan Harker and Mina as a wisecracking husband and wife team?"
"Abraham Van Helsing this grimy young dude."
"Okay, but wasn't van Helsing kinda stodgy?"
"And he has whirring knives and a repeater crossbow and a sunlight grenade, and a DARK SECRET PAST shared with Dracula himself!"
"Almost."
"And they go to Transylvania and meet all the Universal monsters who aren't The Mummy!"
"Needs something to give it that ZING, you know?"
"And at the end he turns into a WEREWOLF! and fights Dracula INSIDE FRANKENSTEIN'S LABORATORY!"
"Yeah?"
*bounces up and down* "WHICH IS IN A HUGE CASTLE IN A POCKET DIMENSION!"

* pulls out huge rubber stamp which says GREENLIT and slams it down *

the urge to parry 5, cut to 3 and disengage during the unusually swashbuckling bits of the "Van Helsing" soundtrack

followed not too long afterwards by the urge to bellow I AM THE LAW!

Alan Silvestri be this way sometimes.

the literally best thing about Flash Gordon is how Max von Sydow, an actor who was in legitimately some of the darkest, most serious movies ever, plays Ming, who's basically Frankenfurter

oh yeah the "Inside the Bong" track from Flash Gordon

again I love how The (70s) Hobbit soundtrack is this hippy dippy lovefest "sing tra la la ley we live in like the valley" and then you get to the goblins and they're all "THUMBSCREWS! OH YEAAAAAH!"

I can't believe I'd have to pay to rent Red Sonya. They should be paying me to watch it!

I SUCK compared to artistic inspirations like Iain McCaig, Terryl Whitlatch, Claire Wendling and the late great Kim Jung-Gi. This is sort of like saying I breathe air, though.

upstairs neighbor is having a stompy night, so putting on Rite of Spring so the stomping doesn't sound out of place

reused joke for the night

wow, this live Hendrix track sounds really different without the bubbling noises and giggling like I'm used to