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well at least no matter what else I think about this shitty situation, I still want to punch Bibi in his fucking face until he stops saying offensive shit.

jeez, dude. The ISRAELIS don't like you, the PALESTINIANS certainly don't like you, the people who DO like you are fucking Republicans, I'm still resentful of bullshit you pulled in 2017 let alone the bullshit you've pulled since, please step the fuck down.

subskeet; I know he's done Batman stories before, but what I really want is for Neil Gaiman to write a Superman story about the Kryptonian exiles, which doesn't show them on the cover as a teaser.

That way, every issue will feature Neil Before Zod.

I am dead sure someone's done this joke before.

you probably won't believe this, but I have really pissed off opinions this morning, but venting them will not change anyone's mind nor help anyone, and fuck, I'm tired enough of sinking active effort into trying to believe I'm not a terrible person without also putting something out there which is sure to be attacked.

Pretty much anything you could say about a person becomes believable if it's about Sir Christopher Lee. Spoke fluent German? Actually *met* Tolkien? Decided to play Dracula silent to avoid poor scripted dialogue, and it worked? Charlemagne descendant? Saw the last execution by guillotine? Sure, so you could just start making up stuff.

yeah I think I don't have the emotional resources to attend the Zoom workshop I originally wanted to do, tomorrow.

coyote sing along hour 

lost as I may be
in the fog of my own noise and trivialities
Grand Holy Mother, grant me clarity,
I am standing on the edge of forever,
forever.

… and despite the company saying “look, Poland was completely overrun in 1939 WE AREN’T MAKING NEW CAVALRY!” fans were so into the idea they eventually did come out with new Poles.

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WH40K canon is like “what if we made up the entire terrible history of modern Europe so we could sell WWII soldiers” and then not only did some fans idealize the Nazis despite the “obvious bad guy” label, but the Napoleonic Wars and interwar Glasgow razor gangs started as spin-offs which became favorite games in their own right.

Is it still Yom Kippur? Man I hate that holiday.

anyway I figure if I'm gonna repost yesterday's color work, why not put all of it in the same place?

do you still count as a weeaboo if the things you think are way awesome about Japan are not especially anime or manga related?

technically if you were an anthro animal "pawing" could mean masturbating OR "fisting" and the lack of semantic distinction could get awkward

capitalism is when you *don't* want to buy stuff from the myriad advertisements that fill your existence, but you *do* really want to spend money on all sorts of things, and you *can't* because it all goes to stuff you literally can't *not* pay for.

my Infected Mushroom album ends and I *immediately* recognize the next track Apple Music hands me as being Shpongle, I don't even own that album but I've listened to it that much

I swear I'm less frequently stoned than my musical tastes suggest

* watches the video for The Sisters of Mercy's "This Corrosion" *

see this, kids? This is basically what every roleplaying game other than AD&D was like between about 1996-2000

real "sail a ship made of dead men's nails into Asgard and burn the damn place down" feels about now

coyote sing along hour, recruiter email adjacent, obscenities 

fuck you!
fuck you!
fuck you with something hard and sandpapery!
betch
betch
betch
you're NOT my friend!

let's see what else; I am NOT a programmer, I am NOT available to work in either upstate New York or in Florida for the next 12 months, and I did NOT schedule a phone interview with anyone over the past week.

youtu.be/zLbFpAMITmA?si=LrVKVf

ah yes, the satisfying nature of job hunting I'd forgotten about, like how employers are sure you can exist in or near Seattle for under $18.

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