Rain Dog @Leucrotta@awoo.space

ah yes the familiar favorite "upload your resume/please now fill in every detail about your prior work experience DO NOT PUT SEE RESUME"

"including all gaps in employment" why yes, I spent that entire time smoking a profound volume of weed and not at all looking for jobs, I'd be a terrible employee. Clever of you to figure it out.

"We're receiving a radio transmission. They say their radio isn't working."
"Have they raised their shields yet?"
"No."
"Raise ours."
"They're raising shields."
"Lock phasers on target."
"They're locking phasers."
"Uh. Raise shields I guess?"
"FIRE!"

#WrathOfKhan #MovieQuotes

hey, assholes, my answers to the EEO survey REMAIN no, I don't want to tell you my ethnicity or my gender identity. Figure out what color the triangles on my outfits should be on your own.

oh thank Corellon Larethian they decided to go ELSEWHERE to run their fucking rich ass ignorant Boomer mouths nonstop

the funniest name in Dune circles back for how, back when I was active on DeviantArt, I set my location to "Duncan, ID"

you know, I would REALLY like to punch you in your fucking rich ass white antisemtic Boomer face, but 1) as a southerner I do not hit women and 2) I am far more interested in watching YouTube videos about drawing than I am in getting hauled off for assaulting some shit richass old CRAP in fucking public

edit oh thank G-d they've moved on to their privileged unfucking educated understanding of Biden and Obama instead

the way "Paul" is inherently funny plays into why Dune is the best science fiction epic out there. "Usul" isn't funny. "Mua'Dib" is *kinda* funny. "Paul Mua'Dib" is fucking hilarious. You really don't notice because it's not even vaguely the funniest name in Dune.

Wanting to sob audibly and scream I DON’T WANT TO TALK TO YOU is to me a good indication I would not interview well and should postpone to next week.

that just really rubbed me the wrong way and my nerves are shot anyway

Last #drawing, furry pinups/overt porn

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so on the way home there was a pedestrian in dark clothes crossing Aurora not at a crosswalk, so my headlights were why I saw them in time. I swerved, slammed on the brakes and as soon as I stopped, put on blinkers and ran out to look for them in case I'd hit them and they needed aid. They were walking across the other side of the street so I yelled "are you okay? Sir, are you okay?" at them, and they said they were fine, so I kept going, but this really shook me up.

Friends tell me that was the right thing to do, but I still feel like shit anyway.

anyway as long as I'm here trying very hard not to feel like complete shit, y'all want to see recent drawings?

okay, so after starting with the day off, I actually cleared my inbox and put in for some jobs. Deffo deserve to have a bagel with (non-dairy) cream cheese and maybe lox.

Okay, "Mack the Knife" is a lot less happy and bouncy as the original Moritatensong, which introduces Macheath/Mackie Messer as a generally unpleasant character, at the start of The Threepenny Opera.

But the really wild story is; Threepenny Opera was originally going to open with the beggar king's song. The actor playing Macheath wanted it to start with a song about *his*... cravat, of all things. Starting the opera with a song about Macheath's *character* is actually a compromise.

she held out hope for a couple of months
that he was still livin' somewhere
he'd put up the strongest kind of fight
he'd dig himself out with the dynamite
he'd finally be free on the fifth of July
- but Jesse got trapped in the coal mine,
never did marry his girl

down down under West Virginia
down down in the pitch black earth
down down, underneath she cried
down down deep below the surface
down down by the Mason-Dixon line
down down, underneath she cried
"my love is somewhere in that mountain."

status; we are cloaked. Federation ship approaching. Range, 10000 kallikams. #qapla #moviequote

when I actually worked for Amazon as an accounting clerk, it was such a compelling experience that I never wanted to go back there again. In the years since they've gotten even bigger and crueler, so why would I ever want to work for them as a delivery driver or warehouse worker?

@frost I got bagels! And a giant sandwich which I ate, and a used book about long dead Brits. Heading south again!